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Every news bit about this project makes me quote Paul: “Who is it for?”
January 31, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Me finding out my son’s school was cancelled the same time that my wife was backing down the driveway to take him there…
January 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM
What I want to say to all my direct reports in Florida…
January 26, 2026 at 3:25 PM
“We the People” need to keep Stephen Miller engaged on arguing about Star Trek so he’ll forget about doing all the horrible shit.
January 20, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Daaaaaaaaaaaaasa Bearssss
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Kathleen Kennedy had the blueprint for a great Solo movie all along: youtu.be/lg_FoEy8T_A?...
Kinect Star Wars "I'm Han Solo" Dancing
YouTube video by GTAVIoclock
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January 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Reposted by Britton Carter
WHO DID THIS?!?

#StarTrek
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Brian Kemp wants to spend $1.8 billion on more I-75 toll lanes apnews.com/article/bria...
January 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I am Discount Tire. AC/DC’s “Who Made Who” started playing and I'm surrounded by cars. I have never been more terrified.
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Mayor-elect Mamdani’s arc has all the hallmarks of a Batman villain with a tragic backstory.
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Why are the Bills dressed up as the New England Patriots?
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Not a fan of the Lego stickers, but the soapy water method plus free replacement sheets if you still fuck it up, make it infinitely more palatable.
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The Disney Xmas parade presented by ABC News serial killer/kidnapper programming!
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Psychotic Taxi Passenger will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Jersey HAS TO send The Rizzler as their rep in Trump’s Hunger Games.
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Pete not knowing how to button his Orioles jersey softens the blow.
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ohhh Uncle Steve meant he wanted the Mets to be the 90-00s Dodgers East!
December 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I spent the bulk of Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody affair thinking about how god damn beautiful prime Uma Thurman was.
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Flew into Baltimore for a meeting tomorrow and this is playing in 70mm down the road in Silver Spring. The universe called and I answered. Show starting soon…
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Since the Mets are getting rid of things can they go ahead and add the 2024-25 black unis to that list?
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I went to cry on the shoulder of a guy wearing a Mets cap at HOU airport. Turns out he’s a Rangers fan and had just picked up the cap while checking off Citi Field from his ballpark list. Just when I think I’ve hit rock bottom…
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Wait a minute, do you hear that? Is that Steve Cohen? IT’S STEVE COHEN!!!

youtu.be/7uW47jWLMiY?...
YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!
YouTube video by Swannerator
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I will greatly miss Southwest’s open seating for business travel. Getting an aisle seat up front and getting off the plane fast is the best.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It’s hilarious that the Chargers brought back navy uniforms out of nostalgia when no one liked them when they had them and just wanted them to go back to powder blue full time.
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM