ibaraki!
@kingofooe.bsky.social
hello world, i'm your wild girl!
Pinned
(Walks out, totally refreshed.) good breakfast!
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
(Walks out, totally refreshed.) good breakfast!
(The scariest sounds you've ever heard in your life)
[Comically large piece of meat on bone pushed into the room.]
bungry
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
(The scariest sounds you've ever heard in your life)
(Passed out from the sugar rush.)
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
(Passed out from the sugar rush.)
/ I forgot gifs don't work
October 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
/ I forgot gifs don't work
i don't speak english
-surprised but bright smile-
5468616e6b796f75!
5468616e6b796f75!
(Tosses them one (1) hard candy. Thunk against their forehead.)
FINE HERE
FINE HERE
October 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i don't speak english
(Tosses them one (1) hard candy. Thunk against their forehead.)
FINE HERE
FINE HERE
57656c6c7468617427736e6f74766572796e6963656f66796f75
SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!! THIS IS MY CANDY!!!
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
(Tosses them one (1) hard candy. Thunk against their forehead.)
FINE HERE
FINE HERE
(Pause. Wiping the sugar and frosting and chocolate from her face.)
i dunno.
... where'd you get those ears.
i dunno.
... where'd you get those ears.
AT LEAST LEMME BE SOMETHING LIKE A TREE OF SOMETHING!
[PFFT, ONIS CAN'T GET TUMMY ACHES!
.....right?]
Guh, I knew it was hopeless to ask. What's Shuten dressed as, anyway?
[PFFT, ONIS CAN'T GET TUMMY ACHES!
.....right?]
Guh, I knew it was hopeless to ask. What's Shuten dressed as, anyway?
(Munch munch munch munch. Definitely won't get a tummy ache from this.)
hahn? i'll only match with shuten!!
hahn? i'll only match with shuten!!
October 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
(Pause. Wiping the sugar and frosting and chocolate from her face.)
i dunno.
... where'd you get those ears.
i dunno.
... where'd you get those ears.
(Munch munch munch munch. Definitely won't get a tummy ache from this.)
hahn? i'll only match with shuten!!
hahn? i'll only match with shuten!!
God damn, Oni are really ravenous...
[He groans as he opens up three more bags of candy to sling at her.]
We shoulda coordinated our costumes next time, y'know?
[He groans as he opens up three more bags of candy to sling at her.]
We shoulda coordinated our costumes next time, y'know?
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
(Munch munch munch munch. Definitely won't get a tummy ache from this.)
hahn? i'll only match with shuten!!
hahn? i'll only match with shuten!!
SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!! THIS IS MY CANDY!!!
477265656479676c7574746f6e446f6974666f727468655370697269746f6648616c6c6f7765656e596f75616c7265616479686176656c696b65656967687479706f756e64736f6663616e64696573
-all in one breath without taking a break to breathe-
-all in one breath without taking a break to breathe-
no way!! these are mine!!
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!! THIS IS MY CANDY!!!
no way!! these are mine!!
547269636b6f725472656174476976656d65736f6d6563616e64696573
-holding out an empty trick or treat bag-
-holding out an empty trick or treat bag-
(Jolly rancher drops out of her mouth.)
huh
huh
October 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
no way!! these are mine!!
Reposted by ibaraki!
(Jolly rancher drops out of her mouth.)
huh
huh
476c7574746f6e
(In this fit, stuffing her face with candy.)
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
(Jolly rancher drops out of her mouth.)
huh
huh
(In this fit, stuffing her face with candy.)
October 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
(In this fit, stuffing her face with candy.)
I'M REALLY SCARY!!!
October 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I'M REALLY SCARY!!!
(Hands him a half eaten sandwich and takes back his sword)
....yeah.
what... do you want one?
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
(Hands him a half eaten sandwich and takes back his sword)
what... do you want one?
[Eyebrow twitch.]
....
[Is he upset? NO, WHY WOULD HE BE?! HE'S NOT UPSET AT ALL!!]
....
[Is he upset? NO, WHY WOULD HE BE?! HE'S NOT UPSET AT ALL!!]
October 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
what... do you want one?
(Eating a sandwich in one hand each.)
[Clutching his sword, very confused. Wait, did they get that close already--?!]
W.. What?!
[..or is he just asking so he can eat a sandwich with two hands?]
W.. What?!
[..or is he just asking so he can eat a sandwich with two hands?]
hold my sword, boy
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
(Eating a sandwich in one hand each.)
