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a tow truck company with the name Local Hooker is insanely funny
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
a tow truck company with the name Local Hooker is insanely funny
i don’t get why comic nerds (i say this with love) don’t like Paul and Mary Jane together besides they want Peter and MJ together which Marvel isn’t going to do
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i don’t get why comic nerds (i say this with love) don’t like Paul and Mary Jane together besides they want Peter and MJ together which Marvel isn’t going to do
working in support at a call center when you knew your job and other people didn't used to upset the fuck outta me when i would get call backs from people my coworkers just talked too because they wanted to be dumb.
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
working in support at a call center when you knew your job and other people didn't used to upset the fuck outta me when i would get call backs from people my coworkers just talked too because they wanted to be dumb.
🎶 You gon' have to pay me forever tryna be corny🎶
a woman with long black hair is wearing a pink sweater and a gold chain necklace .
Alt: Megan Thee Stallion with long black hair is wearing a pink sweater and a gold chain necklace .
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November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
🎶 You gon' have to pay me forever tryna be corny🎶
hmm he looks like one of his parents might be black
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
hmm he looks like one of his parents might be black
ppl regurgitating the same negative (and debunked) talking points for Kamala has my patience worn thin.
y’all chose to be stupid and this is where we at. take responsibility for your actions/inaction.
y’all chose to be stupid and this is where we at. take responsibility for your actions/inaction.
a man with a beard is talking into a microphone while wearing a clippers jersey
Alt: James Harden is talking into a microphone while wearing a Rockets jersey and walks off after a side eye
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November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
ppl regurgitating the same negative (and debunked) talking points for Kamala has my patience worn thin.
y’all chose to be stupid and this is where we at. take responsibility for your actions/inaction.
y’all chose to be stupid and this is where we at. take responsibility for your actions/inaction.
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It’s always so funny seeing what straight people call freaky compared to why gay people call freaky. Their shit always end up looking vanilla.
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It’s always so funny seeing what straight people call freaky compared to why gay people call freaky. Their shit always end up looking vanilla.
oh few straight ppl i follow on here are turning out to be prudes…ew
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
oh few straight ppl i follow on here are turning out to be prudes…ew
having a group called “gay men who look straight” is actually kinda crazy
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
having a group called “gay men who look straight” is actually kinda crazy
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Don't let nobody tell you tou can't solve your problems with dick.
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Don't let nobody tell you tou can't solve your problems with dick.
why do the ones who don't do drug always like to say they don't do drugs when it's not necessary....
"no one was offering you any Shelia, i was just trying to find a lighter for a candle!"
"no one was offering you any Shelia, i was just trying to find a lighter for a candle!"
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
why do the ones who don't do drug always like to say they don't do drugs when it's not necessary....
"no one was offering you any Shelia, i was just trying to find a lighter for a candle!"
"no one was offering you any Shelia, i was just trying to find a lighter for a candle!"
pin placement on this vest is stressing me out a little bit
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
pin placement on this vest is stressing me out a little bit
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Stop posting and sharing those A.I. videos they are dulling your ability to distinguish between reality and fake stuff.
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Stop posting and sharing those A.I. videos they are dulling your ability to distinguish between reality and fake stuff.
my nephew wants to make the macaroni and cheese for Thanksgiving this year. he was vetoed.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
my nephew wants to make the macaroni and cheese for Thanksgiving this year. he was vetoed.
whenever people call me by just my last name in work emails I just wonder if they know how to really read and comprehend.
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
whenever people call me by just my last name in work emails I just wonder if they know how to really read and comprehend.
y’all talking about meat on the skyline, i must not be following the right people
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 AM
y’all talking about meat on the skyline, i must not be following the right people
no-no square always makes me laugh 😂
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
no-no square always makes me laugh 😂
i haven’t locked myself out since i was a teenager.
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i haven’t locked myself out since i was a teenager.
idk if i remember much between 2018 and 2020
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
idk if i remember much between 2018 and 2020
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The enemy of my enemy is not my friend… but if they inconvenience and terrorize my enemy… they’re still not my friend, but it’s fun to watch
a stuffed bird is sitting on a pile of hay eating popcorn
ALT: a stuffed bird is sitting on a pile of hay eating popcorn
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November 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The enemy of my enemy is not my friend… but if they inconvenience and terrorize my enemy… they’re still not my friend, but it’s fun to watch
fucked up my line up and i need to fix it tomorrow.
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
fucked up my line up and i need to fix it tomorrow.
songs that broke the internet list and only one Beyonce song is a choice
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
songs that broke the internet list and only one Beyonce song is a choice
protect DL men is a wild name to have
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
protect DL men is a wild name to have
ten of one taste like bananas and i'm not a fan
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
ten of one taste like bananas and i'm not a fan
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You hos don’t appreciate loyalty. I don’t act funny b*tch, I act accordingly.
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You hos don’t appreciate loyalty. I don’t act funny b*tch, I act accordingly.