King Kamehamayhem
@kingkamehamayhem.bsky.social
Cosplayer. Cat dad. Collector of physical media. Creator of dumb shirts. Can’t stop, won’t stop.
https://kamehamayhem.bigcartel.com/
https://kamehamayhem.bigcartel.com/
Pinned
“Gonna melt fast!”
📸: @dtjaaaam.bsky.social
Figured my first post here on BlueSky should showcase the energy I’m about 😂
#sonicthehedgehog #cosplay #sonic #popsicle
📸: @dtjaaaam.bsky.social
Figured my first post here on BlueSky should showcase the energy I’m about 😂
#sonicthehedgehog #cosplay #sonic #popsicle
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Me locked up in Alcatraz for not paying the tariff on my Godzilla movie download:
“Well at least women’s swimming is safe again.”
“Well at least women’s swimming is safe again.”
May 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me locked up in Alcatraz for not paying the tariff on my Godzilla movie download:
“Well at least women’s swimming is safe again.”
“Well at least women’s swimming is safe again.”
A Monday reminder, the U.S. is too busy “fall of Rome-ing” right now for you to give a shit what anybody thinks about you. Be as cringe as you wanna be. Be free.
April 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
A Monday reminder, the U.S. is too busy “fall of Rome-ing” right now for you to give a shit what anybody thinks about you. Be as cringe as you wanna be. Be free.
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If you’re in Wisconsin, vote today for Susan Crawford. There are also two special elections in Florida’s 1st and 6th districts. Let’s show Elon our country isn’t for sale.
April 1, 2025 at 11:31 AM
If you’re in Wisconsin, vote today for Susan Crawford. There are also two special elections in Florida’s 1st and 6th districts. Let’s show Elon our country isn’t for sale.
I have zero regrets about this $3 investment from Five Below
April 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I have zero regrets about this $3 investment from Five Below
If you see this, post what’s in your gameboy
“Yup, there’s your answer, fish bulb!”
“Yup, there’s your answer, fish bulb!”
March 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
If you see this, post what’s in your gameboy
“Yup, there’s your answer, fish bulb!”
“Yup, there’s your answer, fish bulb!”
On the bright side, every new day brings us that much closer to reading Trump’s obituary.
March 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
On the bright side, every new day brings us that much closer to reading Trump’s obituary.
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78 year old dementia patient shouts for two hours that Transgender Joe Biden needs to be stopped at the border.
March 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
78 year old dementia patient shouts for two hours that Transgender Joe Biden needs to be stopped at the border.
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People need to come to terms with the fact that you’re becoming out of touch with even things you care about.
February 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
People need to come to terms with the fact that you’re becoming out of touch with even things you care about.
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*Colin Kaepernick kneels*
White nationalist: “THIS IS UN-AMERICAN AND AN ATTACK ON OUR WAY OF LIFE!”
*Elon Musk does Nazi salute on inauguration day*
White nationalist: “HE HAS AUTISM! The woke libs are so insensitive. Also, what bad things have Nazi’s ever done really? Prove it.”
White nationalist: “THIS IS UN-AMERICAN AND AN ATTACK ON OUR WAY OF LIFE!”
*Elon Musk does Nazi salute on inauguration day*
White nationalist: “HE HAS AUTISM! The woke libs are so insensitive. Also, what bad things have Nazi’s ever done really? Prove it.”
February 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
*Colin Kaepernick kneels*
White nationalist: “THIS IS UN-AMERICAN AND AN ATTACK ON OUR WAY OF LIFE!”
*Elon Musk does Nazi salute on inauguration day*
White nationalist: “HE HAS AUTISM! The woke libs are so insensitive. Also, what bad things have Nazi’s ever done really? Prove it.”
White nationalist: “THIS IS UN-AMERICAN AND AN ATTACK ON OUR WAY OF LIFE!”
*Elon Musk does Nazi salute on inauguration day*
White nationalist: “HE HAS AUTISM! The woke libs are so insensitive. Also, what bad things have Nazi’s ever done really? Prove it.”
Honestly, I trust people who actually WANT to be alive, far less than people who wish they were dead.
February 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Honestly, I trust people who actually WANT to be alive, far less than people who wish they were dead.
Top 4 workout jams tonight:
February 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Top 4 workout jams tonight:
Elon Musk is a cuck (slur). To be one of the richest men in the world and still need so much approval and reassurance is so unbelievably and indescribably pathetic that it’s disgusting and embarrassing.
Elon Musk now has access to your Social Security number. The world’s richest man has gained access to the confidential personal information of every taxpayer in the United States.
February 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Elon Musk is a cuck (slur). To be one of the richest men in the world and still need so much approval and reassurance is so unbelievably and indescribably pathetic that it’s disgusting and embarrassing.
HOLY BUCKETS NEW SHIRT DESIGNS! You can find these in the Kamehamayhem store right now! Check these out now at the link in bio. I’ll be retiring some older shirt designs too to make room for new ones!
February 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
HOLY BUCKETS NEW SHIRT DESIGNS! You can find these in the Kamehamayhem store right now! Check these out now at the link in bio. I’ll be retiring some older shirt designs too to make room for new ones!
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show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy but aren’t selfies
February 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy but aren’t selfies
I was saving this for a special occasion, but it’s been one year of a month so bottoms up.
February 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I was saving this for a special occasion, but it’s been one year of a month so bottoms up.
I’ll die on the hill that this redesign was trash.
January 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’ll die on the hill that this redesign was trash.
Lists like these hurt my brain, but what is life without a little internal conflict and having to narrow yourself down to a small number of things?
January 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Lists like these hurt my brain, but what is life without a little internal conflict and having to narrow yourself down to a small number of things?
I’ve finally reached a point in Final Fantasy VII Rebirth that truly reminds me of my time playing the original:
Getting the brakes beat off of me so badly that I don’t even want to THINK about playing the game for awhile. 😑
Getting the brakes beat off of me so badly that I don’t even want to THINK about playing the game for awhile. 😑
a video game character named cloud is talking to another character named hoo boy
ALT: a video game character named cloud is talking to another character named hoo boy
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’ve finally reached a point in Final Fantasy VII Rebirth that truly reminds me of my time playing the original:
Getting the brakes beat off of me so badly that I don’t even want to THINK about playing the game for awhile. 😑
Getting the brakes beat off of me so badly that I don’t even want to THINK about playing the game for awhile. 😑
Newest pickup for the collection! @gettinglostdoc.com #livetogetherdiealone
January 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Newest pickup for the collection! @gettinglostdoc.com #livetogetherdiealone
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when you’re a kaiju at work and you dissociate for a sec
May 29, 2023 at 3:06 AM
when you’re a kaiju at work and you dissociate for a sec
The build up and drop in “Dance Yrself Clean” by LCD Soundsystem does a full bottom to top, back to front scratch on my brain like few other songs do.
January 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The build up and drop in “Dance Yrself Clean” by LCD Soundsystem does a full bottom to top, back to front scratch on my brain like few other songs do.