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Happy holidays from your local sharks 🦈🎅 #sharks
Illustration of a shark celebrating the holidays Theres a shark dressed as Santa One wearing a Christmas sweater Another in a stocking Lastly one with a wreath
December 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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2024 is year of the wood dragon
🐉 #dragons
2024 is the year of the wood dragon so in this illustration I draw a sakura dragoon. The previous year was year of the rabbit so I drew little buns as well. Colors used are mainly pink, blues, and purple
December 27, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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destiny.gg
did somebody say "donor class"???
December 19, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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dreamy seas ☁️
#art
illustration of some sea creatures featured are sharks, a whale, and a seal. The theme is dreamy and the colors used are mainly pink, purple, and blues
December 20, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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some blue pokemon 👾
#art #pokemon #pokefanart
illustration of some pokemon that are blue colored featured are ditto, umbreon, zorua, mega charizard, dratini, absol
December 21, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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Federated Union Of Bear Cub Carcass Dumpers Endorses RFK Jr.
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Federated Union Of Bear Cub Carcass Dumpers Endorses RFK Jr.
December 23, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Gun Owner Explains Why He Needs A Weapon To Protect Himself
Gun Owner Explains Why He Needs A Weapon To Protect Himself
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December 23, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids -The Onion
December 23, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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Its almost crimus 🎅
🦈 #art #sharks
Illustration of a shark saying happy crimus its chrismun merry crisis merry chrysler
December 23, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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destiny.gg
the same group of people who were screeching that Rittenhouse was acquitted are cheering for Luigi now lol
December 23, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday
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New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday -The Onion
December 16, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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destiny.gg
Can someone explain how MAGAts are able to simultaneously believe in so many diametrically opposed conspiracy theories?

How was COVID-19 a Chinese bioweapon that leaked from a lab, but also supposedly harmless at the same time?
December 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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vitamin sea sharks 🍋
🦈 #art #sharks
Illustration off some sharks but they are based on citrus. Lemon sharks are real the others are just for fun heh
December 16, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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destiny.gg
You guys know that Light was supposed to be the bad guy in Death Note, right?
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
WASHINGTON—Promising to end what he has called a “war on public health” by the federal government, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the nominee to oversee the Department of Health and Human Services, vowed Mond...
theonion.com
November 30, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
Pretty much 🤷🏻
Pretty much 🤷🏻
November 29, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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"It’s us against the world now, turkey."
‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey
WASHINGTON—Participating in the annual tradition one last time before leaving office, President Joe Biden reportedly told a pardoned Thanksgiving turkey “You’re the Bonnie to my Clyde” on Monday befor...
theonion.com
November 28, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 7:57 AM
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Every Movement In Man’s Burrito-Eating Technique Informed By Past Burrito Tragedies
GLENDALE, CA—Rotating the tortilla-wrapped meal to consume the Mexican food in even levels, eyewitnesses reported Thursday that every movement in local man Eddy Azarian’s burrito-eating technique has ...
theonion.com
November 29, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb
OKLAHOMA CITY—In an effort to provide all developing fetuses in the state with a thorough grounding in Judeo-Christian values, a new bill was signed into law Tuesday that requires the Ten Commandments...
theonion.com
November 30, 2024 at 12:11 AM