R.W. Martin
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R.W. Martin
@kingczarcasm.bsky.social
MC, Dynamite Smoothe, Mad Science/Test Subjects, Experimental Filmmaker, Writer, Weirdo, Producer
http://1deadbeat.bandcamp.com
http://testsubjects.bandcamp.com
http://shakysmoothe.bandcamp.com

@BadIdeasMovie on Twitter
whoever said chivalry is dead never heard the song "Dip My Dick In Lean' cuz i assure u it is a love song of the highest order.

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METRO ZU - DIP MY DICK IN LEAN ------ [RARE 2012 VISUALS[
RECOVERED BY PHONKYRESURRECTION
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December 11, 2023 at 4:35 AM
She said I spoke poetry like a song.

I said 'dont go chasing waterfalls. I get knocked down, I get up again. Whoomp there it is. I've been kissed by a rose. '
December 3, 2023 at 3:14 AM
Lindsey Buckingham didnt have to go this hard on an acoustic version of Go Insane but he did. and its awesome.

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Lindsey Buckingham - Go Insane (Sound Stage)
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December 1, 2023 at 3:25 AM
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Gaht dayum
November 23, 2023 at 4:03 AM
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Want to eat this skeet
Crab rangoon filling on toasted baguette with bacon, green onion, and Monterey Jack cheese - cuz when you're here, i cook for you.
November 23, 2023 at 3:09 AM
fuck me indeed.
Those look delightful. Fuck you.
November 23, 2023 at 3:31 AM
Crab rangoon filling on toasted baguette with bacon, green onion, and Monterey Jack cheese - cuz when you're here, i cook for you.
November 23, 2023 at 2:41 AM
elon musk has the worlds largest collection of baby shoes but its only the left shoe, never a pair, and they're all slightly worn.
November 21, 2023 at 2:55 AM
elon musk has a horizontal butt crack that he wipes left to right with a baby carrot.
November 20, 2023 at 4:14 AM
just a simple saturday night of trimming the hair on my knuckles.
November 19, 2023 at 4:23 AM
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Dr. Oz seems like the kind of guy who enjoys enemas just a little too much...
November 11, 2023 at 3:41 AM
pretty sure cocktail sauce can be used as a chaser.
November 11, 2023 at 3:47 AM
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"I'm Elon Musk and i approve this message i never read or heard, cause thats what i do"
November 9, 2023 at 3:15 AM
elon musk claimed to have invented a liquid that u can apply to poop to make it taste exactly like the food that was digested to create it. upon further research scientists discovered that it was just water, proving the theory that elon musk has no taste & eats his own shit.
November 9, 2023 at 3:14 AM
the cybertruck looks like a transformer that morphs into a dumpster fire.
November 2, 2023 at 2:50 AM
easily one of my top 5 favorites. a movie that roger ebert described as "4 stars, A movie like none I have ever seen before. Santa Sangre is a film in which the inner chambers of the soul are laid bare.'

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Santa Sangre (1989) | Trailer
Santa Sangre (Italy, Mexico, 1989) by Alejandro JodorowskyMOTELX - LISBON INTERNATIONAL HORROR FILM FESTIVALMember of the Méliès International Festivals Fede...
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October 31, 2023 at 4:05 AM
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leaked photo of the cover for the Elon Musk autobiography Oops! I Shit the Tub, Again.
October 30, 2023 at 1:47 AM
leaked photo of the cover for the Elon Musk autobiography Oops! I Shit the Tub, Again.
October 30, 2023 at 1:47 AM
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Fabio cameo appearance to say that line
October 29, 2023 at 3:42 AM
i'm just here to up the credibility of my brand 'i cant believe its not go fuck yourself'.
October 29, 2023 at 3:41 AM
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All my Benjamins....gone
i feel like now is the right time to sell everything and invest in nft's.
October 22, 2023 at 4:50 AM
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Buy the dip.
October 22, 2023 at 4:52 AM
i feel like now is the right time to sell everything and invest in nft's.
October 22, 2023 at 4:41 AM
they have "fight" clubs set up everywhere.
in the bay they just call that musking
October 22, 2023 at 4:37 AM