Seeing these computer science majors using AI without a second thought genuinely feels like watching someone bloodletting in a shark tank

But I'm just some English teacher, what the fuck do I know, right

Day 13141 of existence and I still haven’t used ChatGPT to answer a goddamn question I’ve ever had.

oh no (oh no)

yeah yeah yeah combating the devaluation of the humanities for the sake of promoting compassion and critical thinking in academia, the workplace, and daily life, sure. but also for me. my sanity. i'm crashing out over these kids' papers.

it's just as well that first-years never come to office hours, i made this place into a massive memento mori

This is where you go to tell the National Park Service to restore the word "transgender" in its entry on the Stonewall monument.

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the discourse on whether the economy is actually good or bad is ridiculous to me bc even if you showed me a graph that somehow conclusively proved the economy was Good i could still walk through my city and see people living in tents on the side of the road and in every public park

i really would like a birthday where i don't feel at least vaguely bummed lol

this job is an endless cycle of "wtf did they teach you in high school" (derogatory) and "wtf did they teach you in high school" (complimentary)

oh no (oh no)

chancellor makes a thousand, i make a dime, i write fiction during my kids' in-class essay time

sometimes in their assignments my students will mention like. their underage drinking. completely unprompted. and i never get on their cases abt it but why would you narc on yourself like that.

Your Rights With ICE

Sus Derechos Con La Migra

🔁 Share. Enseñar. 🔁

We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government

ah returning to the teacher-specific flavor of madonna/whore complex that is "mommy/bitch"

Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no

That disabled people should have access to everything should not be a debatable proposition.

turns out i'm living in a horror film where i'm both the killer and the final girl, so who, who are you?