King Bandit, The First of His Name
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Infosec/devops manager/engineer 🔐, neoliberal sellout 🌐, dystopia enthusiast 💣 - ♟️, 🏀, various rants.
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You got wormfished by a guy who eats roadkill and looks like fucking Krang. A guy you were tasked with covering neutrally, for half a milly a year, while he ran for fucking president on an "every disabled person should die" ticket.
Well, now your career is back, and so is measles. Well done.
Well, now your career is back, and so is measles. Well done.
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You got wormfished by a guy who eats roadkill and looks like fucking Krang. A guy you were tasked with covering neutrally, for half a milly a year, while he ran for fucking president on an "every disabled person should die" ticket.
Well, now your career is back, and so is measles. Well done.
Well, now your career is back, and so is measles. Well done.
Had it the whole way clearly.
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Had it the whole way clearly.