King Bandit, The First of His Name
@kingbandit.bsky.social
Infosec/devops manager/engineer 🔐, neoliberal sellout 🌐, dystopia enthusiast 💣 - ♟️, 🏀, various rants.
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November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Penn State right now.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Penn State right now.
Every day we stray further from God.
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Every day we stray further from God.
Joke just for me since nobody else watched this show but this is my brain every time I see Taelon Peter.
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Joke just for me since nobody else watched this show but this is my brain every time I see Taelon Peter.
I mean, to be fair to the FBI, putting a foreign asset in charge of counterintelligence seems bad.
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I mean, to be fair to the FBI, putting a foreign asset in charge of counterintelligence seems bad.
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October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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You don’t say.
October 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
You don’t say.
Submitted without comment, the list of Browns QBs since 1999.
September 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Submitted without comment, the list of Browns QBs since 1999.
Not sure if real or @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Not sure if real or @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Against Illegal Immigration, but Married to Someone Here Illegally www.nytimes.com/2025/07/08/u...
July 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Against Illegal Immigration, but Married to Someone Here Illegally www.nytimes.com/2025/07/08/u...
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who celebrate.
July 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who celebrate.
Hopefully for just one more time, #beattheknicks #pacers
May 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hopefully for just one more time, #beattheknicks #pacers
One more thing. Beat the Knicks.
May 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
One more thing. Beat the Knicks.
Seriously though, low-engagment voters: Talk to those of us who pay attention next time. We would have warned you.
May 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Seriously though, low-engagment voters: Talk to those of us who pay attention next time. We would have warned you.