Dmo
@king-dmo.bsky.social
Medical student, gamer, anime/manga writer, gym rat who likes cookies too much, STL✈️Philly, depressed Houston Texans fan
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me normally: superstition is bullshit, there is no such thing as the supernatural
me after I turn on my team and they immediately start playing like dogshit: I’ve cursed them, this is my fault, I need an exorcism
me after I turn on my team and they immediately start playing like dogshit: I’ve cursed them, this is my fault, I need an exorcism
December 30, 2024 at 1:02 AM
me normally: superstition is bullshit, there is no such thing as the supernatural
me after I turn on my team and they immediately start playing like dogshit: I’ve cursed them, this is my fault, I need an exorcism
me after I turn on my team and they immediately start playing like dogshit: I’ve cursed them, this is my fault, I need an exorcism
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Vikings and Lions for all the marbles next weekend in the final game of the regular season. Couldn’t script it better. Nobody saw this coming from the Vikes this year. That makes it easy to just enjoy the ride, and what a ride it’s been so far. #skol
December 30, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Vikings and Lions for all the marbles next weekend in the final game of the regular season. Couldn’t script it better. Nobody saw this coming from the Vikes this year. That makes it easy to just enjoy the ride, and what a ride it’s been so far. #skol
I’ll never forget when I thought I was gonna be the first doctor in my family and my dad just casually brought up we had a pharmacist uncle who somehow ended up making millions and now brotha living in Dubai with a girlfriend 30 years younger than him :/
December 26, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I’ll never forget when I thought I was gonna be the first doctor in my family and my dad just casually brought up we had a pharmacist uncle who somehow ended up making millions and now brotha living in Dubai with a girlfriend 30 years younger than him :/
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“Slave class won’t perform grateful-work-ethic for me on the one day most people have off! Smh.”
Doordashers so lazy on Christmas smh
December 26, 2024 at 1:21 AM
“Slave class won’t perform grateful-work-ethic for me on the one day most people have off! Smh.”
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One thing about old aunties hosting the family for Christmas
They gone have your out they house and everything cleaned up completely by 8pm
Past they bedtime 😂
We would still be going at my cousin spot but not this year!
They gone have your out they house and everything cleaned up completely by 8pm
Past they bedtime 😂
We would still be going at my cousin spot but not this year!
December 26, 2024 at 1:21 AM
One thing about old aunties hosting the family for Christmas
They gone have your out they house and everything cleaned up completely by 8pm
Past they bedtime 😂
We would still be going at my cousin spot but not this year!
They gone have your out they house and everything cleaned up completely by 8pm
Past they bedtime 😂
We would still be going at my cousin spot but not this year!
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As big as Texas is they have two football teams that suck, equally.
The Houston Texans have scored 2 American Football points the entire game.
December 26, 2024 at 1:21 AM
As big as Texas is they have two football teams that suck, equally.
All I know In my short life is pain.
Whiskey is the only thing on my brain.
Only god knows how far my despair will go.
I look up at the sky and all I can do is scream why.
(This is solely about the Texans game)
Whiskey is the only thing on my brain.
Only god knows how far my despair will go.
I look up at the sky and all I can do is scream why.
(This is solely about the Texans game)
December 26, 2024 at 1:21 AM
All I know In my short life is pain.
Whiskey is the only thing on my brain.
Only god knows how far my despair will go.
I look up at the sky and all I can do is scream why.
(This is solely about the Texans game)
Whiskey is the only thing on my brain.
Only god knows how far my despair will go.
I look up at the sky and all I can do is scream why.
(This is solely about the Texans game)
Nvm, stroud’s hurt lol.
December 25, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Nvm, stroud’s hurt lol.
Honestly, the fact that this team isn’t making me drink yet is a major win (its close tho)
December 25, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Honestly, the fact that this team isn’t making me drink yet is a major win (its close tho)
If Steelers lose Baltimore can lead the division with a win today
Me and my Texans:
Me and my Texans:
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat in front of an emergency exit sign
ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat in front of an emergency exit sign
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 8:48 PM
If Steelers lose Baltimore can lead the division with a win today
Me and my Texans:
Me and my Texans:
This really my last winter break 🥲 I’m happy to finally start making money next year but 20 years of luxury down the drain smh
December 24, 2024 at 2:28 PM
This really my last winter break 🥲 I’m happy to finally start making money next year but 20 years of luxury down the drain smh
Ngl, sometimes I be having to remind myself that just bc I turned out fairly well-rounded doesn’t mean everything my parents did was okay. I used to be pro disciplining bc “I was disciplined and I’m fine now” but that’s not everyones story🤷🏾♂️
December 23, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Ngl, sometimes I be having to remind myself that just bc I turned out fairly well-rounded doesn’t mean everything my parents did was okay. I used to be pro disciplining bc “I was disciplined and I’m fine now” but that’s not everyones story🤷🏾♂️
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Seriously, being offended that I'm not going to tell my 7 year old niece that Santa isn't real is peak Twitter behavior.
December 23, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Seriously, being offended that I'm not going to tell my 7 year old niece that Santa isn't real is peak Twitter behavior.
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You ever think about weird RPG characters must sound when they ask lore questions that everyone in the setting would already know or are kinda inappropriate to ask? In real life, it’d be like a stranger approaching you and saying things like “TELL ME MORE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE. WHAT IS FRANCE?”
December 22, 2024 at 9:29 PM
You ever think about weird RPG characters must sound when they ask lore questions that everyone in the setting would already know or are kinda inappropriate to ask? In real life, it’d be like a stranger approaching you and saying things like “TELL ME MORE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE. WHAT IS FRANCE?”
A brotha can’t celebrate his passion?
December 22, 2024 at 10:26 PM
A brotha can’t celebrate his passion?
Texans lost, Indy gonna win, I’m not quite on watch yet but definitely staring at the cliffs edge a little longer than usual
December 22, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Texans lost, Indy gonna win, I’m not quite on watch yet but definitely staring at the cliffs edge a little longer than usual
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Listening to Kodak black in the year of our lord 2024? Couldn’t be me
December 20, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Listening to Kodak black in the year of our lord 2024? Couldn’t be me
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FAIR CATCH KICK YESSSSSSS
December 20, 2024 at 2:36 AM
FAIR CATCH KICK YESSSSSSS
“Hey I’m in your hometown 👀”
Cool! Tell me what you think, enjoy!
Cool! Tell me what you think, enjoy!
December 20, 2024 at 9:17 PM
“Hey I’m in your hometown 👀”
Cool! Tell me what you think, enjoy!
Cool! Tell me what you think, enjoy!
If you wanna fight just say so
December 20, 2024 at 4:53 AM
If you wanna fight just say so
I wanna get into college basketball one day. Think I’m actually gonna watch March madness this year (if mizzou is in I genuinely know nothing about the sport)
December 20, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I wanna get into college basketball one day. Think I’m actually gonna watch March madness this year (if mizzou is in I genuinely know nothing about the sport)
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I know there's a lot of talk about why we should abolish prisons but what do we do with people who eat the McRib?
December 19, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I know there's a lot of talk about why we should abolish prisons but what do we do with people who eat the McRib?
Being depressed is a reasoning I’ll accept for many different occasions. Abandoning your family tho? Imma need you to elaborate chief
December 19, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Being depressed is a reasoning I’ll accept for many different occasions. Abandoning your family tho? Imma need you to elaborate chief
I love and cherish my girlfriend, but if glorilla walks by and says something in that Memphis accent, imma sweat a lil bit and she gonna have to accept it. It’s a physiological response 🤷🏾♂️
December 19, 2024 at 5:43 AM
I love and cherish my girlfriend, but if glorilla walks by and says something in that Memphis accent, imma sweat a lil bit and she gonna have to accept it. It’s a physiological response 🤷🏾♂️