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As a consumer, I encourage you to PUNISH any company that practices shrinkflation

It’s one thing to raise prices.

But to raise prices AND reduce portion sizes, that deserves a full boycott. Pure corporate greed.

So Haagen Daas, Frito Lay chips, Kelloggs Cereal, leave all of them on the shelf!!
It’s so wild, looking at your body and seeing old scars and knowing exactly what they’re from lol

I see scars from running into coral while snorkeling in Jamaica

Them shits are sharp as fuck!

Fun times, fun times
February 20, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Did you get severance pay?
February 20, 2026 at 3:33 AM
What’s going on today

Everybody sending me nasty stuff

It’s not spring fever yet lol
February 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
It was the imma wear yo ass out again look
February 19, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Damn I just seen the weather forecast

That damn groundhog was right
February 19, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I love how genius women are

There was a table of 7 women. One of them had an infant that started WAILING

They passed the baby to the woman that had the biggest titties at their table

Baby settled in between them and went right to sleep
February 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
This would be the kind of thing a functioning federal department of Education would investigate

I said functioning though:

www.wpr.org/news/marquet...
Marquette University accused of pushing lower-income families toward risky loans
Marquette was one of 41 colleges named in a recent report that alleges the schools encourage low-income families to take out Parent PLUS loans while they at the same time offer financial aid to upper-...
www.wpr.org
February 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The predictive text function is really screwed up

I type things with no spelling issues then Apple “predicts” I want to spell something else

It drives me nuts
February 17, 2026 at 5:40 AM
$750 AMERICAN DOLLARS to go to Montreal?!

I blame Trump!
February 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Lambda closed

Did the gays stop going or the rent done got too expensive?
February 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I admit to watching the figure skating just in case people fall
February 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
California has been nice but now I want my own bed again lol
February 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day lovers
February 14, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I didn’t know in the 90s we were all going on dates in high school and now high schoolers aren’t and it’s a tremendous problem

I love when social media unearths trends I didn’t live or experience lol

I had a prom date and dassit
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Whew because good sex keeps me focused lol
February 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
“Why are they finally out removing the snow today?”

Check the air temp lady is 42 not 12. That’s why

How basic facts escape some folks always makes me giggle
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
There’s people who actually believe Trump raised $400 million for that ballroom and now it is “missing”

There was never $400 million to begin with

All lies

Recognize how a corrupt crime boss operates. He’s been doing this for decades
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I was definitely here for the SGL dancing couples last night

Bad Bunny came to entertain
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Lmaoooooo
Ghislaine Maxwell refused to speak in a deposition with lawmakers unless Trump lets her out of prison, lawmakers said. www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I need to pay attention to my Monday morning schedule more often

I walked in the office and they said “we are all taking pictures for the company website today!! The photographer is already here!!!!”

On Monday morning though??? My Monday morning face is not for the company website
garfield is laying in a pink box with a blue blanket on the floor .
ALT: garfield is laying in a pink box with a blue blanket on the floor .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Ricky Martin got sexier whew Jesus
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
#MAGA complaining about a man performing songs in Spanish for the Super Bowl

In a city named San Francisco

Make it make sense
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
It’s wild that a Philly cheesesteak is now considered to be a “luxury sandwich”

I definitely blame Trump

Growing up we ate those and we did not have lots of money, and the sandwiches didn’t cost the much either
February 8, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I thought I had heard that excuse before…
February 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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This kelly movie is a CHRISTIAN movie love story

Method Man is a Harvard Graduate & devout Christian Man whos attendeds a diverse mega church
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM