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Harlemj11 🐢🐢🐢
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Talk to me nice because I always do
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As a consumer, I encourage you to PUNISH any company that practices shrinkflation

It’s one thing to raise prices.

But to raise prices AND reduce portion sizes, that deserves a full boycott. Pure corporate greed.

So Haagen Daas, Frito Lay chips, Kelloggs Cereal, leave all of them on the shelf!!
Alabama whew! Imagine spending $200 million a year of football for THAT!! 😮‍💨😂
January 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Duke Football and Duke Basketball won at the same time today
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
When Shane’s dad caught Ilya with handfuls of his son’s ass up against the sliding glass door, I THREW MY PHONE
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why is Cardi always in some drama

She gone end up getting arrested too
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Beating up and strangling his male chef….
a woman wearing a white shirt that says chile
ALT: a woman wearing a white shirt that says chile
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’m always amazed at those women who will look at a dangerous man with multiple babies and their mind goes: “yes, I need to go reproduce with him! He’s the one!!”
December 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’m here in the office

BARELY
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I had the nicest dinner date in Montreal y’all

I was just thinking about it

Everyone in the restaurant was complimenting his looks
December 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Damn the office was BUSY TODAY!

We gone be working right up until ball drop 😮‍💨😂
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Man I swear the death grip that little babies have is a thing to behold

My little nephew grabbed my finger and WILL NOT LET GO JESUS
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Some of those Rio pics are 🔥 🔥

Whew lol

My next destination has to be Salvador though
December 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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You mean to tell me the “they’re coming in and taking our jobs” crowd isn’t lining up to fill those vacancies.
December 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Too many calories yesterday
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I just realized that I know the person who kicked his ass from my boxing gym

Wow
December 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Yes!!!
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Listen.

I told my mama I only wanted ONE THING from her this Christmas

A pair of light brown Oxford tip shoes to go with my recently acquired Navy suit

And I said please, “no cheap shoes.”

And she actually listened to me
dwight schrute is wearing glasses and a suit and tie .
ALT: dwight schrute is wearing glasses and a suit and tie .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Not my mama suggesting I use a church potluck aluminum pan to bake my signature apple pie in for the Christmas dinner

What in the Martha Stewart?!?

Sometimes I wonder if I really came outta this lady.
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Everyone loves you when you handing out end of year bonuses to employees 🤣
December 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Pretty much always 1
December 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Trump didn’t release the Epstein files by the lawfully required date?

They must haven’t completed the redacting and shredding operation yet

Y’all working all weekend @FBI
December 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Times have definitely changed

This person just told me he feels asking if someone has children or not is a personal/inappropriate question
December 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Notice how Trump is racing to name things after him

Kennedy Center
Ballroom
“Institute of Peace” 😂

He gotta know something we don’t know yet
December 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just finished my last Board meeting of the year

Had to make mega presentations
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Y’all these files gotta be nuclear

The @GOP sent everybody home from DC before they drop tomorrow

Trump on TV promising the military extra paychecks

FBI leadership who started work in March, quit yesterday

The rats are abandoning the Titanicstein Files
December 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Whew 😅

I had to work like a Hunts Point Hoe Avenue hooker to maintain my Delta Platinum Medallion status this year but I did it with just two weeks to spare!

That’s ten years in a row!!
December 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM