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i ate saltine in my bed and now it's permanently corrupted
they were playing owl city christmas at the grocery store
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
they were playing owl city christmas at the grocery store
can't help but notice i didn't meet the love of my life tonight
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
can't help but notice i didn't meet the love of my life tonight
sometimes people are hot around you in public
November 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
sometimes people are hot around you in public
they're playing latch at hot pot
October 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
they're playing latch at hot pot
dealing with the smoothie i keep getting at the deli being called "summer slim"
October 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
dealing with the smoothie i keep getting at the deli being called "summer slim"
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should i become an already successful influencer
October 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
should i become an already successful influencer
eating a cookie that tastes like room
October 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
eating a cookie that tastes like room
owl city is playing at the long beach ralph's
September 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
owl city is playing at the long beach ralph's
i couldn't tell you what i look like
August 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i couldn't tell you what i look like
laundromat playing glee version of total eclipse of the heart
August 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
laundromat playing glee version of total eclipse of the heart
my new thing is doing something and not telling anyone about it
August 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
my new thing is doing something and not telling anyone about it
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smart waters on the roof>>>>>>>
August 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
smart waters on the roof>>>>>>>
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Oreo And Reese’s Team Up To Sicken Dogs
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Oreo And Reese’s Team Up To Sicken Dogs
EAST HANOVER, NJ—Unveiling a much-anticipated collaboration they said fans have long been waiting for, the makers of Oreo and Reese’s announced Thursday that the two iconic brands of sweets had teamed up to sicken dogs. “The savory, aromatic peanut butter of our new treat lures the dogs in, while the chocolate coating and cookie pieces […]
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July 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Oreo And Reese’s Team Up To Sicken Dogs
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it is so awesome when you are waiting for the bus and then the bus gets there
July 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
it is so awesome when you are waiting for the bus and then the bus gets there
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One day you said w00t for the last time and didn’t even realize
July 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
One day you said w00t for the last time and didn’t even realize
boid resting on paper
July 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
boid resting on paper
passing judgment rn
July 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
passing judgment rn
bus driver is doing braking experiments
July 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
bus driver is doing braking experiments
uber driver is doing nausea experiments
June 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
uber driver is doing nausea experiments
i know some stuff but not all
June 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i know some stuff but not all
stop me if i've said this before but sometimes it is soooo sweet to think about everyone putting on their outfits in the morning
June 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
stop me if i've said this before but sometimes it is soooo sweet to think about everyone putting on their outfits in the morning
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They should put him in chess as a new piece that takes up like 4 squares on the board
June 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
They should put him in chess as a new piece that takes up like 4 squares on the board