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Kimtrails
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Aka Disco | 35 | 💛💜 @z-axis.gay | Gizzpilled 🐊 | Throw it all into the sea and be free
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"tits or ass?" bro, her vendettas
June 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Borderlands-ass plants
May 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Balatro in the parking lot!
May 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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homie...🖤...bro...😩😵‍💫
April 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This dog has the goofiest smile
April 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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i don't understand lesbian masturbation
how do you lift your own chin with a sword!?!
March 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Only the hottest girls can get away with confusing Pearl Jam and Blue Oyster Cult
March 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Dreamt last night that I woke up and part of my finger was missing, past the knuckle. I started to become aware I was dreaming and tried to wake myself up. Woke again and it was still gone. I start looking for it and find it in the trash. I then *actually* woke up all the way, finger intact. Wtf lol
January 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Bravest person I know is my gf, who patiently explained binary math to me last night while I was 3 vodkas deep on an empty stomach
January 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
When I'm not getting enough attention I launch Balatro and turn to my gf and tell her this is her fault
January 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Intentionally farting as loud as I can to wake my fiancée up
January 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What if they made another fb biopic and let Connor O'Malley shine
January 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
2025 is off to a great start
January 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
ok SO there's this thing called home decor and me & my girl well...we've gone pro
January 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I've gotten to see hummingbirds "dive-bombing" as part of their courtship display twice this week and honestly, it works. I'm in love
December 31, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Who's to say
December 28, 2024 at 3:38 AM
my fiancee just told our dogs santa paws isn't real. what the actual fuck
December 21, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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sorry if my big naturals distract you during sex you can just push em out of the way
December 20, 2024 at 5:25 PM
What they don't tell you about living in AZ is it's just too hot to play video games during the summer
December 19, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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there should be more christmas songs about vengeance
December 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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my dumb ex-wife took too many off brand viagras and died
December 13, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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frankly, i thought the shooter would be hotter 💁‍♀️
December 11, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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if anyone needs anything i’m busy holding space for the lyrics of flight b741
December 8, 2024 at 10:16 AM
between 6-8 times a day I listen to Phantom Island in hopes it just like, rips me off my ass and motivates me to do literally anything I need to do and it works like once a day. Which isn't a disparagement to the song I'm just so lazy
December 6, 2024 at 5:11 AM
I can't believe I've been listening to Sarah McLachlan's "Surfacing" for over 27 years. An album I first heard when I was 8. At least once a year I end up in a mood to listen to it
December 6, 2024 at 2:29 AM