Kimono Girl Kayla 🌸🌙🍃
@kimonogirl.bsky.social
Aquarius ☉ Aries ☽ Leo ↑
33 | she/her | bi 🏳️🌈 | mom/wife | asioaf enthusiast | crystals | tarot | pokemon | dune | animal crossing | meme lover | career server and bartender | professional trauma dumper | lost in mormon land | mdni
33 | she/her | bi 🏳️🌈 | mom/wife | asioaf enthusiast | crystals | tarot | pokemon | dune | animal crossing | meme lover | career server and bartender | professional trauma dumper | lost in mormon land | mdni
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Accurate photo of me after my 8 hour serving shift
I was so ready to fall asleep but wanted to eat first and now I’m awake
January 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I was so ready to fall asleep but wanted to eat first and now I’m awake
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In my natural habitat (smoking a cigarette by a trash can)
January 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
In my natural habitat (smoking a cigarette by a trash can)
Me: sorry I just have a tendency to overthink things
Boss: overthinking is a sign of intelligence
Me: oh thanks. I thought it was a product of my crippling anxiety due to years of being misunderstood because I grew up with an undiagnosed mental illness. But I’ll take that
Boss: overthinking is a sign of intelligence
Me: oh thanks. I thought it was a product of my crippling anxiety due to years of being misunderstood because I grew up with an undiagnosed mental illness. But I’ll take that
January 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Me: sorry I just have a tendency to overthink things
Boss: overthinking is a sign of intelligence
Me: oh thanks. I thought it was a product of my crippling anxiety due to years of being misunderstood because I grew up with an undiagnosed mental illness. But I’ll take that
Boss: overthinking is a sign of intelligence
Me: oh thanks. I thought it was a product of my crippling anxiety due to years of being misunderstood because I grew up with an undiagnosed mental illness. But I’ll take that
Don’t tell me you’re autistic if you’re not googling “how to respond to __________”
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Don’t tell me you’re autistic if you’re not googling “how to respond to __________”
M woke up at 4:30 am. I went back to bed, I made Chris get up with him since I got home at 1 am from work. Now think M is starting to get sleepy and ready for a little nap
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
M woke up at 4:30 am. I went back to bed, I made Chris get up with him since I got home at 1 am from work. Now think M is starting to get sleepy and ready for a little nap
Had an awkward interaction with my boss in the group chat and then I messaged him personally apologizing and hoping it wasn’t taken the wrong way and he hasn’t responded so I will be overthinking that and everything I do all day 👻
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Had an awkward interaction with my boss in the group chat and then I messaged him personally apologizing and hoping it wasn’t taken the wrong way and he hasn’t responded so I will be overthinking that and everything I do all day 👻
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Northern elves
Digital illustration 2026
Digital illustration 2026
January 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Northern elves
Digital illustration 2026
Digital illustration 2026
My throat might be on fire an I might be coughing up neon green mucus but I’m still gonna smoke a bowl 🫣💩
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
My throat might be on fire an I might be coughing up neon green mucus but I’m still gonna smoke a bowl 🫣💩
I am sick and nobody wants my shift and I’m not spending another $150+ to go to instacare for a doctors note please keep me in your thoughts during these difficult times
January 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I am sick and nobody wants my shift and I’m not spending another $150+ to go to instacare for a doctors note please keep me in your thoughts during these difficult times
I can feel that my throat is getting scratchy and I don’t want to be sick 😭
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I can feel that my throat is getting scratchy and I don’t want to be sick 😭
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I really just said I wanted chips and a soda and Chris started putting on a coat and shoes and I asked him what he was doing and he said getting chips and soda 🥹
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I really just said I wanted chips and a soda and Chris started putting on a coat and shoes and I asked him what he was doing and he said getting chips and soda 🥹
On the way to get coffee and I couldn’t decide what I wanted so I got a frozen white mocha and a blended energy drink and I’ve never been happier this is the energy I’m bringing for 2026
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
On the way to get coffee and I couldn’t decide what I wanted so I got a frozen white mocha and a blended energy drink and I’ve never been happier this is the energy I’m bringing for 2026
It kinda sucks being a girl who doesn’t make plans that’s married to a man who needs a plan in place for everything 😭 like bro let’s just vibe it’s so much more fun that way
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
It kinda sucks being a girl who doesn’t make plans that’s married to a man who needs a plan in place for everything 😭 like bro let’s just vibe it’s so much more fun that way
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girl who is hungry then just eats an edible
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 AM
girl who is hungry then just eats an edible
My last table tipped me $8 on $90 I take back what I said to them I hope they have a terrible new year
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 AM
My last table tipped me $8 on $90 I take back what I said to them I hope they have a terrible new year
About twice a year I check to see if I can get German citizenship through my grandpa and I only could if my mom had her German citizenship and if she wasn’t born before 1975 🫠 but if she was my dad then it would be totally fine 💀
January 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
About twice a year I check to see if I can get German citizenship through my grandpa and I only could if my mom had her German citizenship and if she wasn’t born before 1975 🫠 but if she was my dad then it would be totally fine 💀
M is sick and it’s really cold out so I got him his first warm drink and I think he really liked it 🥰 now we’re back at home and just gonna chill until I have to work tonight. I’m hoping he takes a nap this afternoon but I won’t hold my breath 🤞🏻
January 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
M is sick and it’s really cold out so I got him his first warm drink and I think he really liked it 🥰 now we’re back at home and just gonna chill until I have to work tonight. I’m hoping he takes a nap this afternoon but I won’t hold my breath 🤞🏻
I just ended up getting the exact same case I had for my old phone 😅 she’s gorgeous so why change it?
January 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I just ended up getting the exact same case I had for my old phone 😅 she’s gorgeous so why change it?
Sushi for dinner and yuzu cheesecake for desert 😍 today has been an amazing day for takeout 🥰
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Sushi for dinner and yuzu cheesecake for desert 😍 today has been an amazing day for takeout 🥰
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I'm not sure what's worse my detachment issues or attachment issues
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I'm not sure what's worse my detachment issues or attachment issues
I need recommendations for a phone case I’ve been searching for hours and can’t seem to commit to anything 😭
January 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I need recommendations for a phone case I’ve been searching for hours and can’t seem to commit to anything 😭
We wanted deli sandwiches for lunch but our favorite spot was closed today so we decided to get barbecue and boy that was the right decision 😋🍖🍔
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
We wanted deli sandwiches for lunch but our favorite spot was closed today so we decided to get barbecue and boy that was the right decision 😋🍖🍔