Kimmylea
@kimmylea.bsky.social
She/her. Aussie 🦘 spoodle mum 🐕 works in Vocational Education.
You can follow me if you want, but I don't know where I'm going.
You can follow me if you want, but I don't know where I'm going.
Gary in front of his portrait
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Gary in front of his portrait
Hold on, so it transcribes it all to an app, but then you say "no screen needed"? You need the screen to view the app. The moment any of these things need to communicate back to you via text, you need a damn screen. You need to look at your phone to see this shopping list
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Hold on, so it transcribes it all to an app, but then you say "no screen needed"? You need the screen to view the app. The moment any of these things need to communicate back to you via text, you need a damn screen. You need to look at your phone to see this shopping list
The idea that any kind of new term or temporary teenage slang might have to be presented to the ✨COUNCIL OF IMMORTALS✨ to be assessed and approved for public use is some dystopian movie shit.
And that they can dismiss languages and dialects that have been part of France for hundreds of years
And that they can dismiss languages and dialects that have been part of France for hundreds of years
November 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The idea that any kind of new term or temporary teenage slang might have to be presented to the ✨COUNCIL OF IMMORTALS✨ to be assessed and approved for public use is some dystopian movie shit.
And that they can dismiss languages and dialects that have been part of France for hundreds of years
And that they can dismiss languages and dialects that have been part of France for hundreds of years
Wowww lol the wankery of this
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Wowww lol the wankery of this
As if the marble and gold was more appropriate for Lincoln's time, indoor plumbing was barely invented before he was assassinated. It would have been wood panelling
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
As if the marble and gold was more appropriate for Lincoln's time, indoor plumbing was barely invented before he was assassinated. It would have been wood panelling
Yes, hello, I too would like affordable habitat
October 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Yes, hello, I too would like affordable habitat
It's right behind you
October 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It's right behind you
Meanwhile on News dot com just in one quick scroll through
October 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Meanwhile on News dot com just in one quick scroll through
She even went as far as putting her front paws on him like she was going to try it, and he just went "nope" and scuttled off. Which is fair enough, she doesn't look much bigger, but she's twice his weight
October 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
She even went as far as putting her front paws on him like she was going to try it, and he just went "nope" and scuttled off. Which is fair enough, she doesn't look much bigger, but she's twice his weight
"seeking accreditation" means it is not yet accredited. The course IS NOT accredited, and potentially may not become accredited, but the uni made the wording vague. Maybe the unis should get their accreditation sorted out before publicly offering the course.
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"seeking accreditation" means it is not yet accredited. The course IS NOT accredited, and potentially may not become accredited, but the uni made the wording vague. Maybe the unis should get their accreditation sorted out before publicly offering the course.
Sounds like she sort of does, but likes to fanfic happy ending love stories for her favourite Shakespearean tragedy characters
October 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Sounds like she sort of does, but likes to fanfic happy ending love stories for her favourite Shakespearean tragedy characters
Oh wow, they're blaming it on the safety features that intended to stop people from spiralling into delusion
October 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh wow, they're blaming it on the safety features that intended to stop people from spiralling into delusion
Look at that increased ranking on Jimmy Kimmel
September 24, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Look at that increased ranking on Jimmy Kimmel
It does seem half an ad for the restaurant, so it's even weirder when the writer actually points out contradictions like this:
September 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
It does seem half an ad for the restaurant, so it's even weirder when the writer actually points out contradictions like this:
A core memory of my childhood was getting this for free in a box of Nutri-Grain. I remember thinking how nuts it was that they were giving away free computer games. I still have the disc, but new laptops don't have disc drives
September 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A core memory of my childhood was getting this for free in a box of Nutri-Grain. I remember thinking how nuts it was that they were giving away free computer games. I still have the disc, but new laptops don't have disc drives
Excellent, the friend that loses you friends and alienates people
September 8, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Excellent, the friend that loses you friends and alienates people
Going Monk Mode by doodling pictures of penises and weird creatures in the margins of books
September 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Going Monk Mode by doodling pictures of penises and weird creatures in the margins of books
Reminds me of this classic drone photo
September 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Reminds me of this classic drone photo
Also in the 18th century when men wore those knee length breeches with long stockings, they'd often have padding under the stockings to fake a more shapely calf muscle, because nobody wanted to show off skinny chicken legs
September 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Also in the 18th century when men wore those knee length breeches with long stockings, they'd often have padding under the stockings to fake a more shapely calf muscle, because nobody wanted to show off skinny chicken legs
Enhance those curves, fellas
September 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Enhance those curves, fellas
Female fertility doesn't necessarily equate to femininity either or vice versa, and given how much women's fashion has changed back and forth over the whole history of western culture, you can't even say feminity always equalled dressing to enhance curves either
September 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Female fertility doesn't necessarily equate to femininity either or vice versa, and given how much women's fashion has changed back and forth over the whole history of western culture, you can't even say feminity always equalled dressing to enhance curves either