Kim M. Watt
@kimmwatt.bsky.social
She/her. Writer of snarky cats, crime-solving dragons, and other comic fantasy. Powered by tea and cake.
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I can make bread. I'm even quite *good* at making bread. But this time I have created a monstrosity that will likely come alive tonight and eat next door's dog. Or a coral reef, like the crown of thorns starfish I was apparently channelling.
It did taste really good, though.
It did taste really good, though.
February 12, 2024 at 7:46 PM
I can make bread. I'm even quite *good* at making bread. But this time I have created a monstrosity that will likely come alive tonight and eat next door's dog. Or a coral reef, like the crown of thorns starfish I was apparently channelling.
It did taste really good, though.
It did taste really good, though.
This beautiful view was just off the trail and necessitated creeping through some bushes. Quite sensibly, I held onto some branches, since it's kind of high.
Next time I'll make sure the tree I hold onto isn't completely dead and dessicated.
Yes, swearing was involved ...
Next time I'll make sure the tree I hold onto isn't completely dead and dessicated.
Yes, swearing was involved ...
January 31, 2024 at 10:05 PM
This beautiful view was just off the trail and necessitated creeping through some bushes. Quite sensibly, I held onto some branches, since it's kind of high.
Next time I'll make sure the tree I hold onto isn't completely dead and dessicated.
Yes, swearing was involved ...
Next time I'll make sure the tree I hold onto isn't completely dead and dessicated.
Yes, swearing was involved ...
I love things that just seem a little OFF. Incongruous.
Such as this tower, just slapped on the edge of an open air clothing market. It was the tape that got me.
Is it an unexpected tower?
Was it not there yesterday?
Might it bite if one ventures over the tape?
SO MANY QUESTIONS.
Such as this tower, just slapped on the edge of an open air clothing market. It was the tape that got me.
Is it an unexpected tower?
Was it not there yesterday?
Might it bite if one ventures over the tape?
SO MANY QUESTIONS.
January 30, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I love things that just seem a little OFF. Incongruous.
Such as this tower, just slapped on the edge of an open air clothing market. It was the tape that got me.
Is it an unexpected tower?
Was it not there yesterday?
Might it bite if one ventures over the tape?
SO MANY QUESTIONS.
Such as this tower, just slapped on the edge of an open air clothing market. It was the tape that got me.
Is it an unexpected tower?
Was it not there yesterday?
Might it bite if one ventures over the tape?
SO MANY QUESTIONS.
I will never get tired of catching the moon set over the hills first thing in the morning. This place is magic.
(Although would not complain about sleeping past moonset, if brain could take a rest for five minutes...)
#indieAuthors #funnyfantasy #CozyMysteries
(Although would not complain about sleeping past moonset, if brain could take a rest for five minutes...)
#indieAuthors #funnyfantasy #CozyMysteries
January 30, 2024 at 5:58 AM
I will never get tired of catching the moon set over the hills first thing in the morning. This place is magic.
(Although would not complain about sleeping past moonset, if brain could take a rest for five minutes...)
#indieAuthors #funnyfantasy #CozyMysteries
(Although would not complain about sleeping past moonset, if brain could take a rest for five minutes...)
#indieAuthors #funnyfantasy #CozyMysteries
Two things about this photo:
1. I adore that someone has set up a little seating area just slap in the road. The house has a garden, and balconies, but... this is a good use for a road. (There's a table and two chairs, too)
2. How is it already this dark at 6.30am? I did not approve this!
1. I adore that someone has set up a little seating area just slap in the road. The house has a garden, and balconies, but... this is a good use for a road. (There's a table and two chairs, too)
2. How is it already this dark at 6.30am? I did not approve this!
September 21, 2023 at 12:21 PM
Two things about this photo:
1. I adore that someone has set up a little seating area just slap in the road. The house has a garden, and balconies, but... this is a good use for a road. (There's a table and two chairs, too)
2. How is it already this dark at 6.30am? I did not approve this!
1. I adore that someone has set up a little seating area just slap in the road. The house has a garden, and balconies, but... this is a good use for a road. (There's a table and two chairs, too)
2. How is it already this dark at 6.30am? I did not approve this!
The endtimes will be savoury.
August 30, 2023 at 4:31 AM
The endtimes will be savoury.
Well. That's tonight's 3am thoughts sorted ...
August 16, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Well. That's tonight's 3am thoughts sorted ...
Yes, that is a giant chunk of goat's cheese wrapped in pastry, but it's on salad, so it's a health food. That's science*
*Not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure on this.
Please share your favourite health foods (by which I mean cheese. Please share cheese.)
*Not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure on this.
Please share your favourite health foods (by which I mean cheese. Please share cheese.)
August 15, 2023 at 5:27 AM
Yes, that is a giant chunk of goat's cheese wrapped in pastry, but it's on salad, so it's a health food. That's science*
*Not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure on this.
Please share your favourite health foods (by which I mean cheese. Please share cheese.)
*Not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure on this.
Please share your favourite health foods (by which I mean cheese. Please share cheese.)
So I hear this is the place for weird humour and friendly people, both of which make me happy. As do cats. And cake. Tea. That sort of thing
And here's a cat, just so I can start as I mean to go on.
(Disclaimer: this is neither my cat nor my hammock. Both are borrowed, but I love them anyway.)
And here's a cat, just so I can start as I mean to go on.
(Disclaimer: this is neither my cat nor my hammock. Both are borrowed, but I love them anyway.)
August 14, 2023 at 5:54 PM
So I hear this is the place for weird humour and friendly people, both of which make me happy. As do cats. And cake. Tea. That sort of thing
And here's a cat, just so I can start as I mean to go on.
(Disclaimer: this is neither my cat nor my hammock. Both are borrowed, but I love them anyway.)
And here's a cat, just so I can start as I mean to go on.
(Disclaimer: this is neither my cat nor my hammock. Both are borrowed, but I love them anyway.)