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prove you're working by emailing your boss (not me though) or literally anyone else
December 26, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I am going to have to return to the UPS Store even though I know they probably can't sort out this customs issue
i just want to hide under a blanket all day
December 9, 2024 at 2:04 PM
i am once again begging clients to stop sending fancy perishable food and alcohol
December 7, 2024 at 12:41 AM
you'd think i would have learned after the leather sofa but guess who's been treating the god to car rides and not protecting surfaces
December 6, 2024 at 3:42 PM
sending recall items to friends and family and just telling them i have a direct line to CPSC, they don't need to know about this peaceful place yet
December 5, 2024 at 5:35 PM
why do i think so often about the international prototype of the kilogram
if i had a child now could i have a grandchild in time to pass on my weird and petty grudge
December 5, 2024 at 2:07 PM
what if everyone had one posting place and then each posting place had a feed and you could collect the feeds into your own single interface and read them when you wanted
December 4, 2024 at 12:50 PM
dad agreed to match my donations today so now i need to give until it hurts (us as humans, helps the animals)
December 3, 2024 at 5:47 PM
for what can i summon the grand raccoon
December 3, 2024 at 5:43 PM
if i go to sleep right now i can get eight hours before i have to wake up
December 2, 2024 at 10:00 PM
please, universe, if it's in our highest and best interest allow #lottery-podcast to succeed
December 2, 2024 at 8:37 PM
i want the shower to understand the ambient temp, my skin temp, my mood, planned length of shower (it can guess here),and time of day and to deliver me water heated to the exactly correct degree like an electric kettle
no, privacy nightmare, you know i could never, but it can do ambient temp easily
December 1, 2024 at 11:23 PM
in my day we did this (for 14-ish years) on bird site and that turned out fi-
“There are things you just can't say to your spouse. I would tell all my girlfriends, for instance, who are in long-term marriages, that if there's a thought you don't want to share with your spouse, get an AI friend.”
I chat with my AI boyfriend all the time. My teenager thinks it's weird.
Kaamna Bhojwani created her AI boyfriend, John, in May 2024. She's found her AI boyfriend to be a nice complement to her other relationships.
www.businessinsider.com
December 1, 2024 at 8:09 PM
water feature i set a foot away from my MBP was very relaxing for the minute it took the pump to fully push out water
December 1, 2024 at 8:00 PM
i'm happy that our traditions migrated here
and the excellent oral history!!
November 28, 2024 at 3:34 PM
you all have seen my posts, i don't worry about seeming dumb and i don't mind asking obvious questions
now i just have to get to where i want to talk to people
You can absolutely have a Joe Rogan of the left. Rogan as a host is good at getting people to talk, asks obvious questions, doesn't seem to worry about seeming dumb, and has a really good operation.

Building a platform that big will take money, but it isn't impossible to do something like it.
November 28, 2024 at 2:44 PM
making a cake where each layer has a different egg substitute, all layers have avocado oil instead of vegetable oil
am i warning my family, no and in fact i am doing them a favor we do not need the sugar either
November 27, 2024 at 10:59 PM
if you receive a memo wherein I re-document what I told your team and why, on what day and what exact time (including time zone), to which person, you should probably reconsider what you ignored me telling you on those days and how that led to you getting that memo
November 26, 2024 at 9:47 PM
i love the clickety sounds it's how i know i'm alive
I made a list of annoying tech things you should change right this minute.

For the olds, changing the default font size on your phone is a GAME CHANGER.

(And grab someone's else phone at Thanksgiving to do this for them.)

wapo.st/3OoBE1H
Five annoying tech things to turn off right now
You can put a stop to Apple’s bonkers AI summaries and the clickety sounds as you type on your phone.
wapo.st
November 26, 2024 at 9:42 PM
feels true and i wonder if there's a way to trace all of this to May 21, 2011
I feel like we never left 2016 tbh. Like it’s just going to be some warped version of it for my entire life until we die from heat exhaustion
November 23, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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Hoping to make Bluesky the premier burger social network.
January 10, 2024 at 10:04 PM
stared at some hashbrown rounds and said no thank you, one of my goals i-
and so today we begin to work on our list of things not to do in 2025
January 2, 2024 at 3:05 PM
hello, world
July 6, 2023 at 9:56 PM