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Kim Faul
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Software Engineer, LEGO enthusiast, village idiot. Chasing that Eternal Sunshine.
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Kim Faul @kimfaul.bsky.social · Nov 16
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.
A picture of me standing next to the biggest lego cat statue I’ve ever seen in a Lego store at our local mall. He’s a black and white cat statue wearing a red and white winter beanie hat. Quite possibly the greatest marketing campaign in the history of the world.
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Same, Artax.

Same.

#TheNeverendingStory #LEGO
A picture of a Lego scene I made from the movie the never ending story where Artax sinks in the swamps of sadness because he lets the sadness overtake him. There’s a swampy landscape with various green vines and gnarly roots coming out of the black ground. Artax the white horse is up to his neck in the swamp. Atreyu is waist deep trying to pull on Artax’s reins unsuccessfully because he’s given up and is letting the sorrow claim him. Sometimes life just kind of feels like that.
January 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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❄️
A close up picture of a pine tree covered in snow A picture of a Christmas cat decoration outside in the snow covered with snow. A picture of a snow covered bush in our yard A picture of our oversized Christmas bulb decorations in the snow
January 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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A tail of two kitties.
A picture of our grey cat Ash sitting on a pink blanket. A picture of our black cat piper in the front window through an opening between the curtains. She’s looking up at the snow covered trees outside which you can’t really see
January 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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There was one Christmas where my parents gave me a VHS copy of The Little Mermaid and I watched it relentlessly for the entirety of winter break while eating giant bag of peanut M&Ms and it still lives on in my memory as the best Christmas ever. John is recreating that memory for me this morning. 😭
A picture of a small vcr and tv combo unit playing the little mermaid. The little mermaid vhs clamshell is propped up next to the tv. John, not pictured, is busy making breakfast for us after a wonderful morning of opening all sorts of presents and delicious treats. Best Christmas ever.
December 25, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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I had a dream last night that I was out with a bunch of friends. It was nearing 11:30 and they all wanted to go to a second venue. I got so mad and kept saying it was late and I needed to be in bed, so I made a complete scene about it and got an uber home.

Look forward to your 40s, kids.
December 24, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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🎵
On the first day of Christmas,
Art the Clown gave to me,
some TriNitroToluene. 🧨💥
🎵

#lego #terrifier3 #christmas #merrychristmas #arttheclown
A picture of a Lego scene I made of the mall scene from Terrifier 3 where Art the Clown is dressed up as Santa and sitting in the Santa chair waiting for kids to come up and meet him. There’s a little boy opening a box labeled T N T to the right of Santa Art while a bunch of kids and parents wait to meet Santa. A screen grab from Terrifier 3 where art is dressed up as Santa in the Santa chair at the mall
December 23, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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I cannot believe Christmas is this week. What the hell happened to December.
December 22, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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I'm in my happy place. 🎄

#WorldOfWarcraft
A picture of my character in World of Warcraft dressed up like a slutty elf basically standing in front of the snow globe in Orgrimmar. I have my little reindeer pet with his glowing nose standing next to me.
December 22, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Just a lazy Caturday.
A picture of our black cat Piper laying on a table and looking up with the sun shining on her face A picture of our black cat Piper laying on a table
December 22, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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Shocking my coworkers tonight with something called a “dress”.
A picture of me wearing a red plaid dress before I head off to my company party
December 18, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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Starting off my last week before vacation with a 9:00 dental cleaning this morning followed by:

🎵
3 days of travel 🚘
2 production rollouts 💻
1 company dinner 🍽️
and enough stress to give me a coronary 🫀
🎵

Send help.
December 16, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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Santa Claws. 🎅
A picture of our inflatable cat Santa lawn decoration at night. He’s a big fat white cat dressed in a Santa outfit.
December 14, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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A fancy gentleman.
Lego cat is giant and polite. My Lego cat’s breath smells like Lego cat food.
December 12, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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My dad used to keep a collection of fun pencils in his filing cabinet for whenever we’d need pencils for our homework. It was always special to get one of the filing cabinet pencils. After he died, I went through his filing cabinet and found one of the special pencils, still intact and unused.
A picture of an old snoopy pencil from the late 80s I think that has not been sharpened yet. Snoopy is in a boat fishing in a lake. The eraser is dried and hard as a rock. It’s the little things.
December 11, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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Art and Barbie,
sitting in a tree,
K-I-L-L-I-N-G
A picture of a section of our Christmas tree with an art the clown ornament a little above a Barbie ornament.
December 10, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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[spends an hour agonizing over possible dates/times to schedule an appointment I've been putting off for weeks, maybe months]

[calls for appointment]

[receptionist offers day/time that I wasn't expecting]

[brain malfunctions]

Me: sure.

[hangs up]

[looks at calendar]

Me: fuck.
December 3, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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I grew up with Ray Conniff Christmas albums playing on the living room stereo from Thanksgiving to New Years. It was a magical time in my childhood that no other season or holiday could top. I still listen to Ray every December.

Share a favorite Christmas album/song with me. I need some joy today.
A picture of the music album We Wish You A Merry Christmas by Ray Conniff and the Ray Conniff Singers.
December 3, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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I’m just a girl, being irrationally angry about how life is constantly changing when I didn’t ask it to.
December 2, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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I don't think anyone's ever asked me this question!

In terms of nostalgia, my favorite set was the Victory Lap set (1988). I spent a lot of time playing with this set as a kid.

But within the last 10 years, the crown for my favorite set has to go to the Titanic. 👑

Runner up: the Home Alone house.
A picture of the LEGO Victory Lap set from 1988 that was a raceway that had 4 racecars, an ambulance, an announcer booth, a spectator stand, a lap sign that you could switch arrows on, and a movie camera on a sliding rail that you could follow along with the cars as they raced by.
December 2, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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Me, reviewing how much I spent on LEGO in the last 12 hours…
a man reading a book with the words " i think i 'm gonna be sick "
Alt: a man reading a book with the words " i think i 'm gonna be sick "
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November 29, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving, you turkeys. 🦃

#lego
A picture of a Lego scene I quickly set up of two pilgrim minifigs killings a turkey mini figure and eating him on a wooden picnic table
November 28, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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Santa’s cool and all but this is the big red guy I wait for every year.

#lego
A picture of the LEGO float in the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade that has a giant red turkey dragon made out of oversized LEGO bricks
November 28, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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Lego really testing my patience with these GWPs. I love everything about them.

My wallet does not. 💸
A screenshot of a Lego gift with purchase that is a record turntable that you have to spend $250 to get yikes A screenshot of a gift with purchase that is an adorable Christmas train set that is free with a purchase of $170
November 23, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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What I see in the mirror when I get out of the shower…
November 21, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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My mom just said to me "I wish there was a box I could go into...and when I come out of the box, I feel 5 years younger..."

And all I could think of was this:
a woman with a ponytail and pink eye shadow is touching her lips
Alt: A scene from the movie the Substance, a young woman with a ponytail and pink eye shadow is touching her lips
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November 21, 2024 at 8:15 PM