Kimbuh
@kimbuh.bsky.social
I’m here too. Kinda old. She/her. so angry. I’m a cis bisexual. But a lil bit clocky.
Small sample of my The List
-mouth open chewers
-loud sneezers
-speeders
-bigots
-backing into all parking space people
-cough without covering mouthers
-people who won’t put the toilet seat down
-people who leave their shopping cart randomly around
-the salvation army
I ran out of characters
-mouth open chewers
-loud sneezers
-speeders
-bigots
-backing into all parking space people
-cough without covering mouthers
-people who won’t put the toilet seat down
-people who leave their shopping cart randomly around
-the salvation army
I ran out of characters
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Small sample of my The List
-mouth open chewers
-loud sneezers
-speeders
-bigots
-backing into all parking space people
-cough without covering mouthers
-people who won’t put the toilet seat down
-people who leave their shopping cart randomly around
-the salvation army
I ran out of characters
-mouth open chewers
-loud sneezers
-speeders
-bigots
-backing into all parking space people
-cough without covering mouthers
-people who won’t put the toilet seat down
-people who leave their shopping cart randomly around
-the salvation army
I ran out of characters
Fireworks are such bullshit I hate them so bad
December 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Fireworks are such bullshit I hate them so bad
I’m cutting it a little close I know. But I’m so happy with how this scarf is coming out for my mom for Christmas. Just a few more fringes to go!
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’m cutting it a little close I know. But I’m so happy with how this scarf is coming out for my mom for Christmas. Just a few more fringes to go!
“The children are sick” I say. “Oh, yeah… it’s just some mystery virus.” Oh okay I guess that answers that then
December 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“The children are sick” I say. “Oh, yeah… it’s just some mystery virus.” Oh okay I guess that answers that then
Embarrassing trying to hide your kids illness from me when the kid is old enough to be like, mom yes I am coughing today! I feel unwell! I also knew you were doing this when he was a tiny sick baby and I know you’re doing it now. Just be for real for one second!
December 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Embarrassing trying to hide your kids illness from me when the kid is old enough to be like, mom yes I am coughing today! I feel unwell! I also knew you were doing this when he was a tiny sick baby and I know you’re doing it now. Just be for real for one second!
Never kill yourself. Two bags of limón chips could fall out of the vending machine any time.
December 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Never kill yourself. Two bags of limón chips could fall out of the vending machine any time.
The kids are like, can we please hear songs that aren’t Christmas. NO! Once the jingle hop has begun it stops for no one. No one!!
December 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The kids are like, can we please hear songs that aren’t Christmas. NO! Once the jingle hop has begun it stops for no one. No one!!
Driving around for my job so much is not good for me. Slow down slow down slow down SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN jesus shitting Christ
December 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Driving around for my job so much is not good for me. Slow down slow down slow down SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN jesus shitting Christ
Coming to terms with how basic I am. I’ll fall in love with anybody who is nice to me and any band if they go 1-2-3-4! Or hup hup hup! Or say Yeah! At just the right time. It’s too late to change myself now, oh well. Hup hup hup!
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Coming to terms with how basic I am. I’ll fall in love with anybody who is nice to me and any band if they go 1-2-3-4! Or hup hup hup! Or say Yeah! At just the right time. It’s too late to change myself now, oh well. Hup hup hup!
My 15 year old cat has just now learned how to use a pillow. She keeps coming to lay down with her head on my pillow, where I’m sleeping!! and her whiskers touch my face and I wake up thinking spiders are on me!! And I can’t even make her go away because she’s such a cute and sweet old lady baby! 😭
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 AM
My 15 year old cat has just now learned how to use a pillow. She keeps coming to lay down with her head on my pillow, where I’m sleeping!! and her whiskers touch my face and I wake up thinking spiders are on me!! And I can’t even make her go away because she’s such a cute and sweet old lady baby! 😭
This guys biscuits would suck. He kneads the dough for way too long. Amateur hour over here.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This guys biscuits would suck. He kneads the dough for way too long. Amateur hour over here.
It’s soooo hard knowing better than everybody all the time ☹️
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It’s soooo hard knowing better than everybody all the time ☹️
A 7 year old child in my care today was like hey check out this song everyone was singing today at school
🎵 somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me 🎵
So, if you need me, sorry. I have died
🎵 somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me 🎵
So, if you need me, sorry. I have died
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A 7 year old child in my care today was like hey check out this song everyone was singing today at school
🎵 somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me 🎵
So, if you need me, sorry. I have died
🎵 somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me 🎵
So, if you need me, sorry. I have died
Super unfair that I have to go to work while my cat gets to watch 10 hours of baby goats and nap all day.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Super unfair that I have to go to work while my cat gets to watch 10 hours of baby goats and nap all day.
I love that this discord message is how I found out
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I love that this discord message is how I found out
One thing we love in this house are stacks of blankies and beds on beds. It’s called exponential comfort look it up sweaty.
November 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
One thing we love in this house are stacks of blankies and beds on beds. It’s called exponential comfort look it up sweaty.
He longs for an immersive viewing experience. We call this “birdie movie” and he does it every day
October 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
He longs for an immersive viewing experience. We call this “birdie movie” and he does it every day
New app logo giving me motion sickness
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
New app logo giving me motion sickness
I love to find out that my doctor audio recorded my whole visit into copilot without my consent and then just wrote in my chart that I verbally consented. COOL cool cool cool cool
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I love to find out that my doctor audio recorded my whole visit into copilot without my consent and then just wrote in my chart that I verbally consented. COOL cool cool cool cool
It’s actually simple as fuck. It doesn’t say “no dogs unless he’s nice” or “35 mph when lights flash unless you are in a rush or that just seems unreasonably slow to you” and it doesn’t say “no parking fire lane unless you’ll be so quick” do you see what I’m saying
October 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It’s actually simple as fuck. It doesn’t say “no dogs unless he’s nice” or “35 mph when lights flash unless you are in a rush or that just seems unreasonably slow to you” and it doesn’t say “no parking fire lane unless you’ll be so quick” do you see what I’m saying
Why every time I go somewhere a service person is like how fucking dare you come here? Are you stupid?? Your car doesn’t even NEED an oil change today MORON get the fuck out. And then I’m like “no worries”
October 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Why every time I go somewhere a service person is like how fucking dare you come here? Are you stupid?? Your car doesn’t even NEED an oil change today MORON get the fuck out. And then I’m like “no worries”
The amount of times I’ve had to explain to folks that I don’t do my job for free, ever, is TOO MANY! This shouldn’t be hard. You wouldn’t ask a plumber or landscaper to just do a little work for a please and thank you. Hello??! Just slap my face instead. I can respect that more
October 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The amount of times I’ve had to explain to folks that I don’t do my job for free, ever, is TOO MANY! This shouldn’t be hard. You wouldn’t ask a plumber or landscaper to just do a little work for a please and thank you. Hello??! Just slap my face instead. I can respect that more
The hardest part about becoming an adult is learning, and worse, accepting, that many many people do not think thoughts with their thinking brain when making decisions or doing things. I wish I could just live with my brain off too but I just can’t.
October 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The hardest part about becoming an adult is learning, and worse, accepting, that many many people do not think thoughts with their thinking brain when making decisions or doing things. I wish I could just live with my brain off too but I just can’t.
My dumb ass was like “why is everyone making rapture jokes lol”
September 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
My dumb ass was like “why is everyone making rapture jokes lol”
