@kimb.bsky.social
I would just like to enjoy something.
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I would just like to enjoy something.
ok what the fuck did they put in those juicy nerds clusters bc FUCK they’re so good and so different than the og cluster! kids have no idea how insane candy is now comparatively omg
December 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
ok what the fuck did they put in those juicy nerds clusters bc FUCK they’re so good and so different than the og cluster! kids have no idea how insane candy is now comparatively omg
as soon as I eat one thin pretzel stick it all I want to do is stab a cube of cheese with it so bad it hurts my brain
December 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
as soon as I eat one thin pretzel stick it all I want to do is stab a cube of cheese with it so bad it hurts my brain
christmas lights are a bad reason to let your kid out of their car seat when the car is in drive
stay tuned for more childless judgment based advice
stay tuned for more childless judgment based advice
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
christmas lights are a bad reason to let your kid out of their car seat when the car is in drive
stay tuned for more childless judgment based advice
stay tuned for more childless judgment based advice
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
I think in 2026 the hair pouf is coming back and I AM READY
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I think in 2026 the hair pouf is coming back and I AM READY
what if I stirred just right and now all the potatoes and carrots that were cooking on the bottom of the pan before are just back on the bottom again?
December 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
what if I stirred just right and now all the potatoes and carrots that were cooking on the bottom of the pan before are just back on the bottom again?
idc about wrestling but i’ve been emotional about john cena for like two days!
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
idc about wrestling but i’ve been emotional about john cena for like two days!
I hope I meet Rosie ODonnell before I die.
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I hope I meet Rosie ODonnell before I die.
just saw someone comment on a hot gal’s reel “i’m insanely tragically straight but good lord girl.”
I do not get this. are you just like “I recognize that everything I see is hot but I know there’s no penis in there so deals off, horny factory closed”? or is this just a closeted person bc wdym??
I do not get this. are you just like “I recognize that everything I see is hot but I know there’s no penis in there so deals off, horny factory closed”? or is this just a closeted person bc wdym??
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
just saw someone comment on a hot gal’s reel “i’m insanely tragically straight but good lord girl.”
I do not get this. are you just like “I recognize that everything I see is hot but I know there’s no penis in there so deals off, horny factory closed”? or is this just a closeted person bc wdym??
I do not get this. are you just like “I recognize that everything I see is hot but I know there’s no penis in there so deals off, horny factory closed”? or is this just a closeted person bc wdym??
I want a trailer trash tammy calendar for christmas 😭
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I want a trailer trash tammy calendar for christmas 😭
idk how to explain this but I wanna talk to adam sandler about it all.
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
idk how to explain this but I wanna talk to adam sandler about it all.
okay people, it’s time to throw the leftovers away or put them in the freezer
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
okay people, it’s time to throw the leftovers away or put them in the freezer
it’s not my fault I can whistle with perfect pitch
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
it’s not my fault I can whistle with perfect pitch
well I don’t recommend watching eddington AFTER bugonia. woof.
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
well I don’t recommend watching eddington AFTER bugonia. woof.
bailed so hard on pluribus! I don’t think the vince gilligan multiverse is for me
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
bailed so hard on pluribus! I don’t think the vince gilligan multiverse is for me
watching ina garten give amy poehler a fake roast chicken brought me a lot of joy this week
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
watching ina garten give amy poehler a fake roast chicken brought me a lot of joy this week
god I HATE PERSIMMONS!
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
god I HATE PERSIMMONS!
anyone else think they were truly meant to be something special as a kid?
what a dope
what a dope
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
anyone else think they were truly meant to be something special as a kid?
what a dope
what a dope
idk the sex cardigan makes me want to watch it more
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
idk the sex cardigan makes me want to watch it more
in 2026 i’m going to make my own edibles
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
in 2026 i’m going to make my own edibles
shoutout to anyone else who did something uncomfy for your general wellbeing today!
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
shoutout to anyone else who did something uncomfy for your general wellbeing today!
none of them use birth control and they eat all the steak
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
none of them use birth control and they eat all the steak
you’d be shocked at what I consider a soup
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
you’d be shocked at what I consider a soup
ok so bugonia was buckwild
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
ok so bugonia was buckwild