Kimage
kimage.bsky.social
Kimage
@kimage.bsky.social
San Francisco genx dad & tech survivor.
- Patronus: octopus
- MacGuffin: the oscillation overthruster
- Walk-on music: The Swanky Modes’ “Ordinary Man”
- Motto: "I dunno, I'm making this up as I go."
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December 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
(pssst…. It’s gonna be a shitshow!)
December 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Performative Submissiveness is also an important aspect. “Of COURSE the sky is green as our Dear Leader says” models complete acquiescence that the movement demands and ultimately requires; the lower you debase yourself, the higher your value.
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Anyone know what platform it’s built on? — Elon’s auto-fellatiometer, I’d guess.
December 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You dummy that’s Parseltongue, this administration’s preferred language.
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“committed. Or constipated”
Why not both?
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
See Also...
(The Little Drummer Boy Challenge begins the day after Thanksgiving...any/all versions count!)

littledrummerboychallenge.com
Little Drummer Boy Challenge
Puh-rum-pum-pum-pum, people.
littledrummerboychallenge.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ah ha ha President Cypto is pretending to be worried about “money laundering”.
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM