Kimage
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San Francisco genx dad & tech survivor.
- Patronus: octopus
- MacGuffin: the oscillation overthruster
- Walk-on music: The Swanky Modes’ “Ordinary Man”
- Motto: "I dunno, I'm making this up as I go."
- Patronus: octopus
- MacGuffin: the oscillation overthruster
- Walk-on music: The Swanky Modes’ “Ordinary Man”
- Motto: "I dunno, I'm making this up as I go."
How long before Trump claims the scrutiny and negative media coverage he’s endured make him a “victim” of Jeffrey Epstein as much as the girls they trafficked? His twisted reasoning and toddler’s impulse control make that declaration inevitable IMHO.
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
How long before Trump claims the scrutiny and negative media coverage he’s endured make him a “victim” of Jeffrey Epstein as much as the girls they trafficked? His twisted reasoning and toddler’s impulse control make that declaration inevitable IMHO.
Dear God No, let’s not unleash whatever’s crawling under this rock.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Dear God No, let’s not unleash whatever’s crawling under this rock.
International election monitors:
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
International election monitors:
Could be Los Angeles, thanks to Republicans. “Make America Guadalajara-Adjacent”.
August 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Could be Los Angeles, thanks to Republicans. “Make America Guadalajara-Adjacent”.
July 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
In a normal world this headline would read “Trump allies and supporters are facing centuries of jail time.”
May 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
In a normal world this headline would read “Trump allies and supporters are facing centuries of jail time.”
And the winner for “Most Predictable Stupid Outcome Ever” is…
May 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
And the winner for “Most Predictable Stupid Outcome Ever” is…
“Donald Trump, who knows little about Congress and less about libraries…”
- 🔥Rep. Jamie Raskin 🔥@raskin.house.gov 🔥
- 🔥Rep. Jamie Raskin 🔥@raskin.house.gov 🔥
May 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Donald Trump, who knows little about Congress and less about libraries…”
- 🔥Rep. Jamie Raskin 🔥@raskin.house.gov 🔥
- 🔥Rep. Jamie Raskin 🔥@raskin.house.gov 🔥
Translation: Trump’s absolutely gonna fire Powell.
April 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Translation: Trump’s absolutely gonna fire Powell.
Keep clapping and *believing*, conservatives!
April 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Keep clapping and *believing*, conservatives!
Translation: Trump is preparing to go Full Constitutional Crisis.
MAGA are the IMAX of projection.
MAGA are the IMAX of projection.
April 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Translation: Trump is preparing to go Full Constitutional Crisis.
MAGA are the IMAX of projection.
MAGA are the IMAX of projection.
JFC #WaPo this is textbook How to NOT Write a Fucking Headline in the Trump Era. Have you STILL not figured out “Center & amplify the lie, followed by a fact-check” doesn’t have the effect you think it does? Still?!?
Do Better.
Do Better.
February 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
JFC #WaPo this is textbook How to NOT Write a Fucking Headline in the Trump Era. Have you STILL not figured out “Center & amplify the lie, followed by a fact-check” doesn’t have the effect you think it does? Still?!?
Do Better.
Do Better.
February 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Thankfully the Vatican has someone able to put any AI in its place.
January 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Thankfully the Vatican has someone able to put any AI in its place.
“Trump Normalization” is among the worst journalism these days IMHO.
Up next: “Might that Nigerian Prince not just be actual royalty, but also a savvy investment move?”
Up next: “Might that Nigerian Prince not just be actual royalty, but also a savvy investment move?”
January 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“Trump Normalization” is among the worst journalism these days IMHO.
Up next: “Might that Nigerian Prince not just be actual royalty, but also a savvy investment move?”
Up next: “Might that Nigerian Prince not just be actual royalty, but also a savvy investment move?”