Kimage
kimage.bsky.social
Kimage
@kimage.bsky.social
San Francisco genx dad & tech survivor.
- Patronus: octopus
- MacGuffin: the oscillation overthruster
- Walk-on music: The Swanky Modes’ “Ordinary Man”
- Motto: "I dunno, I'm making this up as I go."
How long before Trump claims the scrutiny and negative media coverage he’s endured make him a “victim” of Jeffrey Epstein as much as the girls they trafficked? His twisted reasoning and toddler’s impulse control make that declaration inevitable IMHO.
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Fuck you, DearWorld.ai.
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Dear God No, let’s not unleash whatever’s crawling under this rock.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
International election monitors:
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
October 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ah ha ha!
October 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Could be Los Angeles, thanks to Republicans. “Make America Guadalajara-Adjacent”.
August 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
July 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
In a normal world this headline would read “Trump allies and supporters are facing centuries of jail time.”
May 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
And the winner for “Most Predictable Stupid Outcome Ever” is…
May 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
May 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
May 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“Donald Trump, who knows little about Congress and less about libraries…”
- 🔥Rep. Jamie Raskin 🔥@raskin.house.gov 🔥
May 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Fixed it, @nytimes.com !
May 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
May 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
April 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Translation: Trump’s absolutely gonna fire Powell.
April 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Keep clapping and *believing*, conservatives!
April 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Translation: Trump is preparing to go Full Constitutional Crisis.

MAGA are the IMAX of projection.
April 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
JFC #WaPo this is textbook How to NOT Write a Fucking Headline in the Trump Era. Have you STILL not figured out “Center & amplify the lie, followed by a fact-check” doesn’t have the effect you think it does? Still?!?

Do Better.
February 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
#WaPo guest editorial claps its hands and Really Really *Believes* in Infrastructure Week...
February 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“Leopard explores reconfiguring parts of gazelle without approval of gazelle…”

FFS #WaPo, Do Better.
February 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
BRING IT PLEASE
January 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Thankfully the Vatican has someone able to put any AI in its place.
January 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Trump Normalization” is among the worst journalism these days IMHO.

Up next: “Might that Nigerian Prince not just be actual royalty, but also a savvy investment move?”
January 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM