Kiltedfrog
@kiltedfrog.bsky.social
Tuning fork for a sentient magical talking skull from another universe that forces me to write under the name B. T. Skull.
Also I write short stories from time to time. Many of them found on patreon.com/Kiltedfrog
For free.
Also I write short stories from time to time. Many of them found on patreon.com/Kiltedfrog
For free.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
I know you aren't supposed to obsess over reviews, but this part of a recent one has me feeling the artificial grav is acting up. I'm floating.
If it sounds like your jam, give it a read. It's free.
#scifi #scifiLit #author #writing #comedyLit #Freebook #read
I know you aren't supposed to obsess over reviews, but this part of a recent one has me feeling the artificial grav is acting up. I'm floating.
If it sounds like your jam, give it a read. It's free.
#scifi #scifiLit #author #writing #comedyLit #Freebook #read
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
I know you aren't supposed to obsess over reviews, but this part of a recent one has me feeling the artificial grav is acting up. I'm floating.
If it sounds like your jam, give it a read. It's free.
#scifi #scifiLit #author #writing #comedyLit #Freebook #read
I know you aren't supposed to obsess over reviews, but this part of a recent one has me feeling the artificial grav is acting up. I'm floating.
If it sounds like your jam, give it a read. It's free.
#scifi #scifiLit #author #writing #comedyLit #Freebook #read
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
Free book. There is a hyperspace cat in the book. Even has a pov chapter. There's a robo cat that hasn't had a pov chapter yet. And this is my real cat Minerva. She is baby.
Free book. There is a hyperspace cat in the book. Even has a pov chapter. There's a robo cat that hasn't had a pov chapter yet. And this is my real cat Minerva. She is baby.
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
Free book. There is a hyperspace cat in the book. Even has a pov chapter. There's a robo cat that hasn't had a pov chapter yet. And this is my real cat Minerva. She is baby.
Free book. There is a hyperspace cat in the book. Even has a pov chapter. There's a robo cat that hasn't had a pov chapter yet. And this is my real cat Minerva. She is baby.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
This is not just a cat picture, but an advertisement for a free book. If you looked at the cat and enjoyed her cute little face, maybe look at the book link.
It doesn't cost anything, and I'd sure appreciate the algorithmic boost of more readers.
This is not just a cat picture, but an advertisement for a free book. If you looked at the cat and enjoyed her cute little face, maybe look at the book link.
It doesn't cost anything, and I'd sure appreciate the algorithmic boost of more readers.
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
This is not just a cat picture, but an advertisement for a free book. If you looked at the cat and enjoyed her cute little face, maybe look at the book link.
It doesn't cost anything, and I'd sure appreciate the algorithmic boost of more readers.
This is not just a cat picture, but an advertisement for a free book. If you looked at the cat and enjoyed her cute little face, maybe look at the book link.
It doesn't cost anything, and I'd sure appreciate the algorithmic boost of more readers.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
Posts with cats in them do much better than pure advertising.
There's a cat or two as characters in that book I linked. It's free, you should read it.
Also look at my kitten Minerva, isn't she just cute as heck?
Posts with cats in them do much better than pure advertising.
There's a cat or two as characters in that book I linked. It's free, you should read it.
Also look at my kitten Minerva, isn't she just cute as heck?
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
Posts with cats in them do much better than pure advertising.
There's a cat or two as characters in that book I linked. It's free, you should read it.
Also look at my kitten Minerva, isn't she just cute as heck?
Posts with cats in them do much better than pure advertising.
There's a cat or two as characters in that book I linked. It's free, you should read it.
Also look at my kitten Minerva, isn't she just cute as heck?
Apparently naughty cat lap jail now comes with free dental exams. Jiji grabbed my whole arm and gave my fingers a little nibble. Very gentle bites. What a weird little man. #catshaming
June 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Apparently naughty cat lap jail now comes with free dental exams. Jiji grabbed my whole arm and gave my fingers a little nibble. Very gentle bites. What a weird little man. #catshaming
Jiji is learning! He Jijaninated the mess mister Bojangles made and then put himself in lap jail until the others were done. #catshaming #catJusticeSystem works!? Void recidivism is down.
June 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Jiji is learning! He Jijaninated the mess mister Bojangles made and then put himself in lap jail until the others were done. #catshaming #catJusticeSystem works!? Void recidivism is down.
In the first picture, three 15-year old cats, eating special (prescription) old cat kidney care food, peacefully. In the second, a 1.5 year old criminal that tries to steal from them at every meal, violently. He was given the empty can. #CatShaming #SecondClassCatCitizenship
May 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
In the first picture, three 15-year old cats, eating special (prescription) old cat kidney care food, peacefully. In the second, a 1.5 year old criminal that tries to steal from them at every meal, violently. He was given the empty can. #CatShaming #SecondClassCatCitizenship
Lucifer, the sun-baked Hamifur.
I asked him if I was blocking his light as I passed his sunny stair. The second picture is his answer
I asked him if I was blocking his light as I passed his sunny stair. The second picture is his answer
May 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Lucifer, the sun-baked Hamifur.
I asked him if I was blocking his light as I passed his sunny stair. The second picture is his answer
I asked him if I was blocking his light as I passed his sunny stair. The second picture is his answer
Jiji, looking stunning.
May 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Jiji, looking stunning.
Oh yes, and my own to share!
May 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oh yes, and my own to share!
Jiji is in lap jail again... He thinks the rule should be,"ye who eats the fastest gets the mostest," but I prefer it if my old kidney-care kitties actually get to eat their fill without a battle. #catshaming #catjustice #thefelinejusticesystem
May 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Jiji is in lap jail again... He thinks the rule should be,"ye who eats the fastest gets the mostest," but I prefer it if my old kidney-care kitties actually get to eat their fill without a battle. #catshaming #catjustice #thefelinejusticesystem
Upside-down baby lap jail for Jiji. Extra steps were required to keep him from bullying the old lady at breakfast today, but I'm starting to suspect he likes lap jail. #catshaming
May 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Upside-down baby lap jail for Jiji. Extra steps were required to keep him from bullying the old lady at breakfast today, but I'm starting to suspect he likes lap jail. #catshaming
Guess who found themselves in lap jail again this morning. Not one of the three old people eating their old kittycat kidney care stew, that's for sure. jiji's in jail again. #catshaming #catjustice
May 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Guess who found themselves in lap jail again this morning. Not one of the three old people eating their old kittycat kidney care stew, that's for sure. jiji's in jail again. #catshaming #catjustice
I think this is a Rufus hummingbird, what with the orange. I also get the Anna's with red.
I write stories too... But birds and cats get better engagement than book stuff. Cute little bastards.
I write stories too... But birds and cats get better engagement than book stuff. Cute little bastards.
May 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I think this is a Rufus hummingbird, what with the orange. I also get the Anna's with red.
I write stories too... But birds and cats get better engagement than book stuff. Cute little bastards.
I write stories too... But birds and cats get better engagement than book stuff. Cute little bastards.
Here's a set of pictures on the ferocity of Jiji. Such a good hunter.
May 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Here's a set of pictures on the ferocity of Jiji. Such a good hunter.
Jiji, he tumbled down some stairs playing and now he's misassembled. Poor kitty. (He's fine, just a huge derp)
May 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Jiji, he tumbled down some stairs playing and now he's misassembled. Poor kitty. (He's fine, just a huge derp)
Once again Jiji found himself trapped in lap jail while the old lady with kidney problems ate her special old lady with kidney problems food. Enhanced containment procedures (exhibit a) were required to contain the inmate. He's been assigned Jijanitation duty (exhibit b) as a result. #catshaming
May 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Once again Jiji found himself trapped in lap jail while the old lady with kidney problems ate her special old lady with kidney problems food. Enhanced containment procedures (exhibit a) were required to contain the inmate. He's been assigned Jijanitation duty (exhibit b) as a result. #catshaming
Cat boxing, good match. Kind of a draw. Jiji vs Mr Bojangles.
May 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Cat boxing, good match. Kind of a draw. Jiji vs Mr Bojangles.
Boys boys, there's enough sun spots for both of you.
May 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Boys boys, there's enough sun spots for both of you.
Is she gonna gonna
Put that sugar in my tongue baby!
This little aggressive puffball will literally attack a giant over a thousand times her size and weight if that sugar water is missing, or the fountain out back is having issues.
It's like being assaulted by an angry cotton ball, but I obey.
Put that sugar in my tongue baby!
This little aggressive puffball will literally attack a giant over a thousand times her size and weight if that sugar water is missing, or the fountain out back is having issues.
It's like being assaulted by an angry cotton ball, but I obey.
May 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Is she gonna gonna
Put that sugar in my tongue baby!
This little aggressive puffball will literally attack a giant over a thousand times her size and weight if that sugar water is missing, or the fountain out back is having issues.
It's like being assaulted by an angry cotton ball, but I obey.
Put that sugar in my tongue baby!
This little aggressive puffball will literally attack a giant over a thousand times her size and weight if that sugar water is missing, or the fountain out back is having issues.
It's like being assaulted by an angry cotton ball, but I obey.
