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Kiltedfrog
@kiltedfrog.bsky.social
Tuning fork for a sentient magical talking skull from another universe that forces me to write under the name B. T. Skull.

Also I write short stories from time to time. Many of them found on patreon.com/Kiltedfrog

For free.
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If you're an author being published by small and tiny presses, please shamelessly promote your work, however much your temperament might militate against it. I've seen many wonderful authors at this level so quickly forgotten when they die, you deserve all the readers you can get while you're alive.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

I know you aren't supposed to obsess over reviews, but this part of a recent one has me feeling the artificial grav is acting up. I'm floating.

If it sounds like your jam, give it a read. It's free.

#scifi #scifiLit #author #writing #comedyLit #Freebook #read
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

Free book. There is a hyperspace cat in the book. Even has a pov chapter. There's a robo cat that hasn't had a pov chapter yet. And this is my real cat Minerva. She is baby.
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

This is not just a cat picture, but an advertisement for a free book. If you looked at the cat and enjoyed her cute little face, maybe look at the book link.

It doesn't cost anything, and I'd sure appreciate the algorithmic boost of more readers.
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

Posts with cats in them do much better than pure advertising.

There's a cat or two as characters in that book I linked. It's free, you should read it.

Also look at my kitten Minerva, isn't she just cute as heck?
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is likely, my finest shitpost, and also a massive reveal chapter. It's the smartest, dumbest thing I've ever written, and I couldn't be happier with it.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/0/mo...

#Freebook #MPS #MortalProtectionServices #scifi #scifiLit #ComedyLit #galacticHorrorLit #lit #reading #book
X.RR: ♪ We're no strangers to love ♫ - Mortal Protection Services
Grandpa Abstainer had manifested us a couple of big bean bag chairs. I was half devoured in mine watching some primitive sentient equine-types discover fire, and Leia was working on her letter of expl...
www.royalroad.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Make sure you get out there and Vote in the real life elections in your area. Lots of important local elections going on.

Also make sure you vote at the end of chapter 1 of my free book. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

It's weird comedy sci-fi, with a touch of galactic horror. #vote #scifiLit
Mortal Protection Services
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
www.royalroad.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Friends, I got 20 dollars. I posted this chapter yesterday, from the POV of a hyperspace cat.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

Woke up to my first tip on this free book.

FREE Book so good people are still paying me for it.

#Freebook #scifiLIT #ComedyLIT #MortalProtectionServices #weirdLit
IX.CEV: Cat's Eye View - Mortal Protection Services
"ALL WEAPONS, FREE! The shuttles are SCOURGE compromised!" Jimantha shouted. "Lockdown shuttle bay one, open the ablative folds, and get us angled so the Amish Papacies main gun can hit it cleanly. Br...
www.royalroad.com
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Read the latest silly sci-fi nonsense out of my fingers. It's free, and the latest chapter is from the POV of a Hyperspace cat.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

In lieu of payment, please leave honest, glowing reviews.

#freebook #scifiLit #comedyLit #galactichorrorLit #MortalProtectionServices
Mortal Protection Services
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
www.royalroad.com
November 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Read the latest chapter for FREE. The Flying Euphemism

One reviewer calls it a hidden gem. And I promise you, it wasn't my mother.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

#scifiLit #comedyLit #weirdLit #galacticHorrorLit #FREEBOOK #MortalProtectionServices
Mortal Protection Services
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
www.royalroad.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
New chapter just dropped.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

It's Free. It's Weird. It's funny, and sci-fi, and a little galactic horror.

Reviewers are confused, the naughty chair is aroused.

There's a Hyperspace Cat.

#scifiLit #Freebook #MortalProtectionServices #humourLit #comedyLit #HorrorLit
Mortal Protection Services
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
www.royalroad.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Read the story for free!

Reviewers are saying:
-"What the fuck did I just read?"
-"One of the weirdest stories I've read, but in a good way."
-"Utterly fascinating."

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

New chapters every 2-3 days
#freebook #scifiLit #comedyLit #MPS #MortalProtectionServices
Mortal Protection Services
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
www.royalroad.com
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If anyone is looking for a random bit of good news. My friend's missing groundhog neighbor *is* still alive and well. We'd been worried Cuthbert had been eaten by some other animal, but he was spotted today in their garden. Chonky and happy. Back to eating invasive plants!

Hooray for Cuthbert!
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Here's a teeny tiny little flash fiction for you read on your bathroom break.

www.reddit.com/r/AFrogWrote...

#flashfic #goApe #BathroomBreakReadingList #ItsAnAncientMemeButItChecksOut
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October 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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UPDATE! 🌹🎉

I realize not many people have access to much right now, so I put the eBook version of Beyond The Mark down to the lowest I could on Amazon, which is $0.99

Hope this helps it become more accessible, I'd rather continue the story than make money, so I hope you enjoy!

#Fantasy #Author
June 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Psst, hey you, yeah, the meatsack reading this. You wanna read some more weird shit? www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

There's a hyperspace cat when you get a few chapters in.

#SciFiLit #weirdLit #freebook #booksky #MPS #MortalProtectionServices #sciencefiction #GalaciticHorror #comedyLit
Mortal Protection Services
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
www.royalroad.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You wanna read some free, funny, weird, horrifying sci-fi?

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

New chapters every 2-3 days.

#booksky #freebook #scifiLit #WeirdLit #RoyalRoad #reading #sff #galactichorrorLit #comedyLit
October 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I am once again asking you to read my free book. Leave a comment, vote your choice after chapter 1.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

It's #weirdlit, It's #scifiLit, it's soft, it's hard. It's #comedyLit. It's #horrorLit. It's entirely human generated and there is a hyperspace cat. Read now!
Mortal Protection Services
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
www.royalroad.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Do you like Sci-fi? Want to read something funny, something weird, something described by one reader as 'the essence of intoxication and stupidity(good)'? Check out my recent work.

IT'S FREE! FREE BOOK!

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

#booksky #scifi #reading #freebook
Mortal Protection Services
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
www.royalroad.com
October 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM