-- had enough of the carpet, so he jumps up onto my duvet and promptly starts snoring.

I'm now trapped.

Perhaps everybody is too scared to check their accounts. Or they're acting British and keeping a stuff upper lip at the shock. It's definitely unreasonable.

Oh boy. I reckon a lot of people will be caught out by this. It's not clear at all, and the fact they're defending by repeating the same speech is not an answer.