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Lauren
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Cat Mom. Baseball. Star Wars. Funko. Swiftie. Pop Culture consumer.
😒 of course it was Ruth. Bless Gehrig for being chill.
17 year old Jackie Mitchell struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig in 1931.

Ruth's fee fees were hurt and threw a tantrum on how women were too delicate to play baseball. Due to his toddler like antics, women were banned from being signed in the MLB 1992.
August 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It is 2025 baseball season #OpeningDay !!! Let's gooooo
March 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I love being so productive on a Sunday.

It is 10:30 and I have:
- Gone to the gym
- Hit 8,5000 steps
- Finished meal prep
- Started laundry
- Started dishwasher
- Showered

Going to the Verizon FanFest thing this afternoon and then watching the Super Bowl with my parents. Excited to relax
February 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Nothin like going into the garage to throw my trash into the bins and hearing voices outside. Then as I am standing there suddenly the garage doo starts opening and reveal my parents. They wanted to show me their new car, but there are no boundaries 🤦🏼‍♀️😂
January 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Santa came to visit Ripken, Hamilton, and Posey and gave them fun Catmas toys for Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Bless my dad. He really loves Indiana Jones and wanted the new video game. Too bad he is just terrible at it so far 😂😂 he'll get it but this game doesn't have a tutorial at first
December 25, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Mom made me cat cookies so I could decorate them like my babies, but she didn't have black for Ripken's tuxedo 😂
December 24, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Already been a #ChristmasEve and it is only 9am 😂

Got up at 5:30, and went to Hyvee to find lefse for my mother. Got to the gym by 7, did my workout, and then grabbed a coffee at Caribou and deposited a check. Made it to my parents to decorate cookies at 8am and now home and showered. Phew!
December 24, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I swear Posey has hit her terrible twos since the Christmas tree went up. Snatching ornaments off the tree, bothering me at 3am, 4am, and 5am lasy night for snuggles, and climbing my back again. 🤦🏼‍♀️

At least she let me clip her nails without much fuss as we snuggle tonight.
December 19, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Who cut the 🧀 but make it ⚾️
December 18, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Wow. I adored #SkeletonCrew 's first episode. It felt like I was a kid again playing star wars with my brother in the backyard after my dad showed it to us and bought us toys. It has such a fun Goonies feel to it and I adore Neel so much 🥹 Episode 2 was also great and set a tone for the season!
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Well, I finally finished Voltron before it leaves Netflix. Bro loved it and harassed me to watch it. I started it forever ago and fell off.

All I can say was it was decent, I want a "form voltron" skip button, and I am glad I missed the fandom drama. #Voltron #VLD #VoltronLegendaryDefender
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December 2, 2024 at 2:29 AM
YAAAASSSS!!! VITO THE PUG WON BEST IN SHOW! #nationaldogshow #bestinshow
November 28, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Managed to fit 8 boxes of candy (not all for me!) and a can of Bubblr in my purse for the Wicked screening tonight. Kinda proud but also shocked 😅
November 22, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Got my ticket to go see #Wicked with my mom and dad on Thursday! I had to explain to my mom that they do Thursday evening showings (better than 20 yrs ago seeing them at exactly midnight). Then had to explain her 2pm hair appt was fine bc I would still be at work 🤦🏼‍♀️ I can't wait though!
November 19, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Today is a big day! I finally got this chonker to run on the cat wheel I bought so she could lose some weight. I am so excited 🎉 #catsofbluesky
November 16, 2024 at 11:13 PM
I am kinda hyped that every week in Dec up to Christmas I have some sort of ⚾️ party to go to. Worked out quite nicely. I get why parties are held on a week night, but makes me sleepy for the next day.
November 15, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Gotta make my first post one about my kitty babies 😻
November 15, 2024 at 12:43 AM