@phantomarine.bsky.social Thank you again- my kiddo loves "his mum" too 😂

Had a good laugh in the grocery store. Clearly the mother has had to scold their son for this before. Singing at the top of his lungs, then dropping to a whisper at the last word---

BAH BAH BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY ... penis.

@phantomarine.bsky.social

Cat emerging from another realm, after ages in the cold depths of The Abandoned Cooler.

It’s never too early to think about what’s for dinner

Sometimes I forget that I enjoy talking to people. I venture out, make some word sounds, realize that I suck at making word sounds and make an awkward exit, regretting my life choices into the early morning hours for many nights to come.

And still I feel like I want to talk to people.

Kid tells me, "I need to change!"

They come back wearing a mesh bag on their head, a construction helmet and an inside out rainbow tutu. Nothing else.

I think they've peaked. Sorry kid, you'll never be more fashionable than you are right now.

Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Lets check in on the raccoon nursery school! 🦝

📽️ raccooncorner

SEVEN THOUSAND

here's a quick English translation according to google translate in my browser! fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronronn...

Here are some nice mushrooms