i am gonna review stock photos of glasses of water

too many bubbles, why are you pouring it from plastic into glass, too much blue tint, 3/10

Next 4 years

Thank you Pod Save America for all you’re doing to defend democracy, all four of you make me proud to be an American

What if we enhanced our lovemaking with the erotic nugget

My wife had never heard of the expression ”choke your chicken.” Her husband changed that tonight. That’s me. Not sure if proud or ashamed.

The Dwight Yoakam stays on during intercourse

🔥 🗣️STURGILL SIMPSON: “This toxic patriarchal energy is an age coming to an end… that energy is clawing for its survival bc it knows it’s dying. We’re heading to something beautiful, we just have to go through some dark shit first. So love everybody.” (H/T @wutangforchildren.bsky.social )

Cobra is a Christmas movie

Just saw a commercial that had people dunking a strawberry into a tub of sour cream. Is that a thing?

Realized that my fashion since high school has just been an evolution of how I present flannel to the world.

Sudden urge to learn how to play cribbage. Your 40s are wild.

I hack and I fart