@kileyfitzgerald.bsky.social
They/Them
Comedian and fan of polar seltzer.
Anti-fascist and attempting to live my life as a de-colonized anti-racist, intersectional queer person.
Comedian and fan of polar seltzer.
Anti-fascist and attempting to live my life as a de-colonized anti-racist, intersectional queer person.
It’s like when you have food poisoning and you don’t know if it feels better to barf or shit.
June 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It’s like when you have food poisoning and you don’t know if it feels better to barf or shit.
Breaking: Trump both arrested and deported the entire cast of
MST3k - standby as Fox News interprets exactly how this television show ties to the infamous gang!
MST3k - standby as Fox News interprets exactly how this television show ties to the infamous gang!
May 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Breaking: Trump both arrested and deported the entire cast of
MST3k - standby as Fox News interprets exactly how this television show ties to the infamous gang!
MST3k - standby as Fox News interprets exactly how this television show ties to the infamous gang!
6 women and one dick went to “space” in a Hitachi Magic Wand
April 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
6 women and one dick went to “space” in a Hitachi Magic Wand
Certainly sounds like a “comedy”
April 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Certainly sounds like a “comedy”
When will we wake up and realize we are all just on Shutter Island?
April 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
When will we wake up and realize we are all just on Shutter Island?
I’m opening an açaí smoothie palace and calling it
Camilla Parker Bowls
Camilla Parker Bowls
April 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I’m opening an açaí smoothie palace and calling it
Camilla Parker Bowls
Camilla Parker Bowls
Found a map of where yer mom lives
April 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Found a map of where yer mom lives
My toilet when she takes off her glasses:
March 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
My toilet when she takes off her glasses:
Is it me.. or is Nick Lachey looking a little bit like a Ronald Reagan Halloween mask?
March 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Is it me.. or is Nick Lachey looking a little bit like a Ronald Reagan Halloween mask?
Alright, alright, alright…
February 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Alright, alright, alright…
Now we know Jewel was singing about Trump
February 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Now we know Jewel was singing about Trump
It’s pretty wild that Trump manifested a man from Africa in a high ranking government position
February 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
It’s pretty wild that Trump manifested a man from Africa in a high ranking government position
Edited.
February 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Edited.
Elon’s torso looks like Kermit the frog sipping tea.
February 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Elon’s torso looks like Kermit the frog sipping tea.
Elon Musk is a Stupid Child
#ElonMuskisaStupidChild
#ElonMuskisaStupidChild
January 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Elon Musk is a Stupid Child
#ElonMuskisaStupidChild
#ElonMuskisaStupidChild
Elon Musk is a stupid child
#ElonMuskisaStupidChild
#ElonMuskisaStupidChild
January 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Elon Musk is a stupid child
#ElonMuskisaStupidChild
#ElonMuskisaStupidChild
Elon musk is a stupid child.
#ElouskisaStupudChild
#ElouskisaStupudChild
January 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Elon musk is a stupid child.
#ElouskisaStupudChild
#ElouskisaStupudChild
Elon Musk is a Stupid Child
#ElonMuskisaStupidChild
#ElonMuskisaStupidChild
January 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Elon Musk is a Stupid Child
#ElonMuskisaStupidChild
#ElonMuskisaStupidChild
Elon Musk is a stupid child.
January 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Elon Musk is a stupid child.
So wild to see #AlyssaEdwards in Christmas Vacation!
December 25, 2024 at 12:47 AM
So wild to see #AlyssaEdwards in Christmas Vacation!