Kiki Skrumbellos
kiki-s.bsky.social
Kiki Skrumbellos
@kiki-s.bsky.social
You all made having friends complicated because I just told the bitch at the gas station I couldn’t find her on Facebook and now I’m friends with the bitch from the gas station. It’s not hard I’m sorry you all just have anxiety
August 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Maybe my brother and I aren’t so different. When he tells me he understands why I hold my grudges and I understand why he holds his. And most of it is because someone disrespected our father and he’s too catholic to hold the same grudge we do
July 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Pretending to be high and drunk when I’m actually pissed is only going to take me so far
June 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I don’t mind paint splatter or slime residue on my table. I kinda like it a little
May 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
We need more historically inaccurate movies that are just fun like Knights Tale and Ella Enchanted
May 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The worst people you know, have 4 kids for some fucking reason
May 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Damn growing up on a farm fucking sucked until I lived somewhere I couldn’t just go outside and scream. Maybe it sucked there too but at least I could scream and throw things and not have to worry about breaking anything or hurting anyone
April 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I was wrong I thought I wanted out of my small town but at least I could enjoy the rain in peace I was wrong I take it back I’ll live at my dads I swear LEAVE ME ALONE
April 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
A bitch can’t even dance in the rain without some 48 year old drunk weirdo bothering me
April 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My neighbor thinks I’m being abused by my husband and that’s crazy because if she’s really hearing things like she says she is then she’d know it’s me yelling 98% of the time and that it’s at my bestie on FaceTime
March 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Jokes on my family I’ve been addicted to the internet longer than them I know where I can still run my mouth and that hasn’t been Facebook in years lmao
March 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Vanish Into You is my Total Eclipse of the Heart
March 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
None of you understand Killah and you’re all wrong it’s amazing and I’ll see you all in 10 years when you all swear you loved it
March 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Shadow of a Man by Lady Gaga just changed in me a way I don’t even understand yet
March 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I’ve definitely matured because if 14 year old me saw some band on a livestream I’d be commenting and being a fangirl. I see a group of men come across my FYP and I’m immediately scrolling by because why are you all staring at me? Why do you all have 70s mustaches and mullets. You’re scaring me
February 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I’m a tough bitch until SNL starts making the references to Norm Macdonald and now I’m sitting here crying to myself
February 17, 2025 at 7:10 AM
The Wall by Pink Floyd is an album I recommend everyone listen to at least every few years. You’ll be shocked at how much Roger quite literally warned us of everything
February 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Sometimes. I look in the mirror and see the girl who was brave enough to shave the side of her head. I see a girl who wasn’t afraid of “cringe” and I would do anything to get her back
February 7, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I’m crying harder trying to learn this choreography than I did at basic training so like. That that how you will
February 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I don’t think I ever sounded as homophobic as I have the past 24 hours seeing these twinks learn that choreo so fast. Fuck you thats actually crazy like its impressive but i stand no chance
February 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I made a dumb Tik tok comment on someone else’s video about thinking lady Gaga’s mv premiere was a teaser and over 24k people have liked it. And I get that it actually doesn’t matter but if you told 13 year old me 24k people agreed with her like that she’d pass out
February 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Reposted by Kiki Skrumbellos
A movie called The Hotdog Vendor, where Jason Statham plays a hotdog vendor who, yep, you guessed it, is a former elite special forces assassin trying to live a quiet life when he's summoned back for one last job, and ends up kicking 197 guys in the face
February 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Honestly lowkey fuck lady Gaga for making me learn this choreo at my age. Couldn’t have done this for Judas? I would have killed it then. God I would have been so Tik tok famous but also probably in the cringey way that gets put in lolcow cringe YouTube videos
February 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Asking every woman with mom issues how Apple really made them feel. I think we all just talk about how we love Charli and avoid the subject. Love the consistency girls. Why do we all love Charli that’s so funny
February 4, 2025 at 8:34 AM