Kiffa (aka Chris)
@kiffa.bsky.social
Bostonian. Songwriter. Furry-ish. '80s enthusiast. Animal lover. Animation nut. Grouch. Occasional voice actor.
I use humor as a crutch. I mean, 'crotch'. He/him.
https://soundcloud.com/i_am_kiffa
I use humor as a crutch. I mean, 'crotch'. He/him.
https://soundcloud.com/i_am_kiffa
On Saturday, I went to the excellent Titanic exhibition at the Saunders Castle in Boston. As a kid (years before the movie), I was obsessed with the subject, so it wasn't lost on me that I was there on the weekend closest to the anniversary. It happened 113 years ago tonight.
April 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
On Saturday, I went to the excellent Titanic exhibition at the Saunders Castle in Boston. As a kid (years before the movie), I was obsessed with the subject, so it wasn't lost on me that I was there on the weekend closest to the anniversary. It happened 113 years ago tonight.
"Geek, right ahead!!!"
April 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"Geek, right ahead!!!"
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
April 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
You're a day late for April Fools', computer log-in screen.
April 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You're a day late for April Fools', computer log-in screen.
Remember when you didn't need one of these in a Dollar Tree store?
February 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Remember when you didn't need one of these in a Dollar Tree store?
I've always had trouble throwing stuff out. Packing up to move, I found these items, c. 1999: A stub from seeing "Fight Club" in the theater. A receipt for anime VHS from Suncoast Video. An index card from when I was so new to computers that I wrote a reminder of how to cut and paste. #timecapsule
January 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I've always had trouble throwing stuff out. Packing up to move, I found these items, c. 1999: A stub from seeing "Fight Club" in the theater. A receipt for anime VHS from Suncoast Video. An index card from when I was so new to computers that I wrote a reminder of how to cut and paste. #timecapsule
Transfer of the 'new' car over to me took place a little before 3:30 this afternoon. But a car's not truly yours until it you've personalized it a little bit, is it? That took place about twenty minutes ago. 😻
(Blurred license plate seemed necessary, but I mean, if you know me...)
(Blurred license plate seemed necessary, but I mean, if you know me...)
January 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Transfer of the 'new' car over to me took place a little before 3:30 this afternoon. But a car's not truly yours until it you've personalized it a little bit, is it? That took place about twenty minutes ago. 😻
(Blurred license plate seemed necessary, but I mean, if you know me...)
(Blurred license plate seemed necessary, but I mean, if you know me...)
Brought my car in to the mechanic's today. It didn't come back home with me. End of an era.
Because, I guess I didn't already have enough on my plate. :/
Because, I guess I didn't already have enough on my plate. :/
January 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Brought my car in to the mechanic's today. It didn't come back home with me. End of an era.
Because, I guess I didn't already have enough on my plate. :/
Because, I guess I didn't already have enough on my plate. :/
The bad news is, I didn't solve today's NYT #Connections. The good news is, I'm *officially* one in a million.
(Of course, that just means I made some crazy-ass guess that nobody else was stupid enough to make)
(Of course, that just means I made some crazy-ass guess that nobody else was stupid enough to make)
November 21, 2024 at 12:05 PM
The bad news is, I didn't solve today's NYT #Connections. The good news is, I'm *officially* one in a million.
(Of course, that just means I made some crazy-ass guess that nobody else was stupid enough to make)
(Of course, that just means I made some crazy-ass guess that nobody else was stupid enough to make)
Couldn't fall asleep this morning (yes, you read that right), so I stayed up & took a spur-of-the-moment trip to #IpswichRiverWildlifeSanctuary. Made lots of #bird friends today. If I lived to be 1000, these moments would never get old. The literal leap of faith these little miracles take amazes me.
November 16, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Couldn't fall asleep this morning (yes, you read that right), so I stayed up & took a spur-of-the-moment trip to #IpswichRiverWildlifeSanctuary. Made lots of #bird friends today. If I lived to be 1000, these moments would never get old. The literal leap of faith these little miracles take amazes me.
One of the bright spots of the last half-year is that my pretty awful neighbors got a pretty wonderful cat. She's a little bundle of sweetness, purrs and kisses, and any time I get to see her, it makes my day. I wish I had better pics, but my phone is from the 19th century. Meet Mimi!
November 14, 2024 at 3:12 AM
One of the bright spots of the last half-year is that my pretty awful neighbors got a pretty wonderful cat. She's a little bundle of sweetness, purrs and kisses, and any time I get to see her, it makes my day. I wish I had better pics, but my phone is from the 19th century. Meet Mimi!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,114,763!
September 25, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,114,763!
"post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam or Soundgarden or Alice in Chains."
A less obvious choice than my first one.
A less obvious choice than my first one.
May 22, 2024 at 8:22 AM
"post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam or Soundgarden or Alice in Chains."
A less obvious choice than my first one.
A less obvious choice than my first one.
"post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam or Soundgarden or Alice in Chains."
I mean, it's an obvious choice, but that's because it fits.
I mean, it's an obvious choice, but that's because it fits.
May 22, 2024 at 8:17 AM
"post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam or Soundgarden or Alice in Chains."
I mean, it's an obvious choice, but that's because it fits.
I mean, it's an obvious choice, but that's because it fits.
"YOU'RE out of order! The whole Vitamin water is out of order!"
March 1, 2024 at 9:25 AM
"YOU'RE out of order! The whole Vitamin water is out of order!"
Dammit, I knew it was coming up, and I missed it too.
February 25, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Dammit, I knew it was coming up, and I missed it too.
Don't blame me, I voted for Gorgonzola
February 8, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Don't blame me, I voted for Gorgonzola
Disney execs cancelling "The Ghost And Molly McGee"
January 16, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Disney execs cancelling "The Ghost And Molly McGee"
I love how over-the-top personal Barry Feinstein's commercials have gotten lately. "You've known me for years. You are me, and I am you. We've broken bread together. I raised your kids. I sang 'Always And Forever' at your sister's wedding."
December 23, 2023 at 11:00 PM
I love how over-the-top personal Barry Feinstein's commercials have gotten lately. "You've known me for years. You are me, and I am you. We've broken bread together. I raised your kids. I sang 'Always And Forever' at your sister's wedding."
I have never heard this phrase in my life before and honestly wondered why Walmart thought it needed a section specifically for underwear for hipsters.
December 9, 2023 at 11:33 PM
I have never heard this phrase in my life before and honestly wondered why Walmart thought it needed a section specifically for underwear for hipsters.
If you see this, post a photo in your gallery with no explanation.
November 12, 2023 at 12:39 PM
If you see this, post a photo in your gallery with no explanation.
Tell us of a perfect album that came out when you were 16…
November 10, 2023 at 2:59 AM
Tell us of a perfect album that came out when you were 16…
Meanwhile, over on that other site...
This happened, and it's made my day.
This happened, and it's made my day.
November 8, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Meanwhile, over on that other site...
This happened, and it's made my day.
This happened, and it's made my day.
I saw this ad for a show I hadn't heard of before and my first thought was, "Awwwww, good for Emo Philips".
November 7, 2023 at 10:04 AM
I saw this ad for a show I hadn't heard of before and my first thought was, "Awwwww, good for Emo Philips".