the iliad is like if an 11 year old boy somehow had the writing ability of a genius adult. endless iterations of "and then achilles threw a spear and it went in a guys head and his head exploded! and then hector shot an arrow and it went through a guys chest and blood went everywhere! and then..."

I didn’t watch the football but seeing travis kelce sadly walking out in his sequined suit bc he didn’t have a backup fit is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life

Remember in Matilda when her dad gets furious that she can read and amuse herself with books, simply because he can’t stand education and his smart daughter highlights his lack of moral character and intelligence?