Kicker of Elves
@kickerofelves.bsky.social
College engineering-communication teacher, lifelong musician, word nerd, empath
“‘Love is all you need,’ sang a band that existed before Wi-Fi.”
“‘Love is all you need,’ sang a band that existed before Wi-Fi.”
My gift to you is a reminder that this is a thing that exists. 🎄 🐟 💙
December 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My gift to you is a reminder that this is a thing that exists. 🎄 🐟 💙
My son recently got married, and while we were getting ready before the ceremony in the dressing room, he walked up to me, handed me his tie, and said, “I intentionally didn’t learn how to tie a tie just for this moment right now.” One of the greatest things that’s ever happened to me. 💙
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My son recently got married, and while we were getting ready before the ceremony in the dressing room, he walked up to me, handed me his tie, and said, “I intentionally didn’t learn how to tie a tie just for this moment right now.” One of the greatest things that’s ever happened to me. 💙
I used Google Translate on this German game-show screen and I honestly could not be happier.
May 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I used Google Translate on this German game-show screen and I honestly could not be happier.
Spoiler alert: we are. 😎 🆒 🧊
May 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Spoiler alert: we are. 😎 🆒 🧊
I cackled. 😂😂😂🎄❤️
December 24, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I cackled. 😂😂😂🎄❤️
A very happy Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day to all who celebrate. 😂❤️
December 9, 2024 at 11:33 AM
A very happy Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day to all who celebrate. 😂❤️
If I ever find the person who wrote and/or approved these words below I swear to god……
December 9, 2024 at 2:06 AM
If I ever find the person who wrote and/or approved these words below I swear to god……
Oh my god 😂😂😂🎄🎄🎄❤️❤️❤️
December 2, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Oh my god 😂😂😂🎄🎄🎄❤️❤️❤️
I’ll be sharing Xmas funnies all month! 🎄🤭
December 1, 2024 at 12:56 PM
I’ll be sharing Xmas funnies all month! 🎄🤭
Look, I love my alma mater, but I’m a realist.
1. Show up to the game.
2. Have 11 players.
3. Stay awake.
4. N/A
1. Show up to the game.
2. Have 11 players.
3. Stay awake.
4. N/A
November 28, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Look, I love my alma mater, but I’m a realist.
1. Show up to the game.
2. Have 11 players.
3. Stay awake.
4. N/A
1. Show up to the game.
2. Have 11 players.
3. Stay awake.
4. N/A
I’m guessing he probably won’t be helping out around the house.
November 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I’m guessing he probably won’t be helping out around the house.
Had a bowling night with colleagues from my department tonight, so my dad’s ball made an appearance. This thing is older than I am. (“Bro” was my dad’s nickname.)
October 17, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Had a bowling night with colleagues from my department tonight, so my dad’s ball made an appearance. This thing is older than I am. (“Bro” was my dad’s nickname.)
Queen Ruby on her birthday a few weeks ago. 💙
October 17, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Queen Ruby on her birthday a few weeks ago. 💙
I didn’t need another reason to feel elated about #HarrisWalz2024, but here it is anyway. 💙💙💙
August 7, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I didn’t need another reason to feel elated about #HarrisWalz2024, but here it is anyway. 💙💙💙
All hail Queen Ruby™️.
August 6, 2024 at 2:23 PM
All hail Queen Ruby™️.
And, on the subject of travel, here’s a brilliant insight from David Sedaris…
August 5, 2024 at 11:01 PM
And, on the subject of travel, here’s a brilliant insight from David Sedaris…