I don’t care how many Bible verses you can quote. If the net result of your “faith” is that you treat people like sh!t, congratulations, you missed the f%#king point. If your religion turns you into a judgmental, power-hungry, fear-mongering prick, then maybe it’s not as holy as you think.

Modern progressive movements eat their own at an alarming rate, making real-world political success f^%king impossible. #Politics #Progressive #DoBetter

Premise 1 of a syllogism I’m working on: We are screwing over “the least of these.”

Can you figure out premise 2 and the conclusion?

#ipso #facto

The U.S. grows less than 0.1% of the world’s coffee, but I’m sure our Hawaii backyard farms can totally handle the extra 10 billion cups. No problem! #drip

Mississippi lawmakers out here hitting us with the Every Sperm is Sacred Act. Hope y’all are ready for the Masturbation as Manslaughter amendments. 💦🔪

Also, your cousin is about to get **extra** annoying. #LegislationGoneWild