Aeryn
@kickassmagicrobot.bsky.social
Weird jokes, creative stuff, occasional promo for Kick Ass, Magic Robot!
Kick Ass, Magic Robot! is 100% human written and drawn. Never GenAI. Gods it would come out so much faster if I used AI.
Kick Ass, Magic Robot! is 100% human written and drawn. Never GenAI. Gods it would come out so much faster if I used AI.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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This is Odo Baggins!
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This is Odo Baggins!
Okay! Today is the day I go find a new dog and bring them home tomorrow. Also I get to hang out with my baas fraan.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Okay! Today is the day I go find a new dog and bring them home tomorrow. Also I get to hang out with my baas fraan.
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I cannot emphasize enough how many people are dead today who wouldn't be if any of these fucking journalists had done actual fucking journalism instead of serving the ruling class
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I cannot emphasize enough how many people are dead today who wouldn't be if any of these fucking journalists had done actual fucking journalism instead of serving the ruling class
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Yeesh. It's been 7 months since i updated the comic. I need to do this if i'm gonna tell this story before i die
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Yeesh. It's been 7 months since i updated the comic. I need to do this if i'm gonna tell this story before i die
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Desperately need someone to run me over with a car
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Desperately need someone to run me over with a car
Was supposed to drive a couple of hours to visit a friend and get a dog. Now none of those things is happening today.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Was supposed to drive a couple of hours to visit a friend and get a dog. Now none of those things is happening today.
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(Reuters) - Meta internally projected late last year that it would earn about 10% of its overall annual revenue – or $16 billion – from running advertising for scams and banned goods, internal company documents show.
$META @reuters.com
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November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
(Reuters) - Meta internally projected late last year that it would earn about 10% of its overall annual revenue – or $16 billion – from running advertising for scams and banned goods, internal company documents show.
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My feed went all Hazbin Hotel for a minute. Had to unfollow someone lol
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My feed went all Hazbin Hotel for a minute. Had to unfollow someone lol
This just in: Andrew Cuomo, mayor in exile, has been sold to a Dothraki Horse Lord
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This just in: Andrew Cuomo, mayor in exile, has been sold to a Dothraki Horse Lord
HALLOW YOUR WEENS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
HALLOW YOUR WEENS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
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It’s just stunning how much this administration despises the American people.
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It’s just stunning how much this administration despises the American people.
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and send me to the left if you're having a good time!"
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and send me to the left if you're having a good time!"
Legion of the Damned incoming
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Legion of the Damned incoming
I desperately need a show that's a blend of the Odd Couple and It's Always Sunny but starring Richard Beymer and Michael Emerson, who are both conniving businessmen. Sometimes against each other and sometimes on the same side.
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I desperately need a show that's a blend of the Odd Couple and It's Always Sunny but starring Richard Beymer and Michael Emerson, who are both conniving businessmen. Sometimes against each other and sometimes on the same side.
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Hey if you're hyped up on the idea of Gavin Newsom running for president in 2028 you're a fucking idiot
"When you talk to a guy like Steve Bannon, he talks about working folks, and he talks about about how we hollowed out the industrial core of this country,” Newsom said of Bannon, a past guest on his podcast.
“But he denies the election!” Walz said.
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“But he denies the election!” Walz said.
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Gavin Newsom Shocks Tim Walz With Steve Bannon Praise: ‘Reminds Me a Lot of What Democrats Were Saying 20, 30 Years Ago’
Gavin Newsom shocked Tim Walz by offering some positive words about Steve Bannon during a discussion the state of the Democratic Party.
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October 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hey if you're hyped up on the idea of Gavin Newsom running for president in 2028 you're a fucking idiot
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Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.
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October 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.
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For sale: Baby Shoes, Heavily Worn. Like, really really worn.
October 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
For sale: Baby Shoes, Heavily Worn. Like, really really worn.
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“AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society, and our descendants will be digging it out for generations.”
September 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society, and our descendants will be digging it out for generations.”
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
Was he trying to evoke Viserys? Can't wait to see him crowned by Khal Drogo
White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller at the Kirk memorial: “You have no idea the dragon you have awakaned.
“We will save this civilization and the West.”
“We will save this civilization and the West.”
September 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Was he trying to evoke Viserys? Can't wait to see him crowned by Khal Drogo