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KickassBrie
@kickassbrie.bsky.social
real life cow person
This seems far too good to be true, and it isn't clear if the batteries come with it or not. Why would it regularly be over $600?
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Is this too much for a Marine ball?
October 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Someone gave me a Le Creuset Dutch oven today. Needs some love but I'm going to use the ever loving crap out of this once it's repaired
October 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
@tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social I need your professional advice? I've got this pair of Ariat boots. They're red and I'm scared of ruining them but I need a cleaner and leather conditioner. I know I can get red conditioner but, again, scared of ruining them.
October 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Please speculate with me how on earth a grown man loses all of his clothing driving through a fence??
September 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I also made a cheesecake
September 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Bought a new tool for my butchering kit!
September 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Anyway I'm making stock from 3 free roosters a lady gave me. I butchered and roasted them and now they're simmering overnight for me to pressure can in the morning. I also have 4 gallons of apples to can into apple butter.
September 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I tried to use apple butter in zucchini bread and what I made is bread soup.
September 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"abortion is wrong, some gay couple can just adopt it" is just a wild confluence of beliefs I've never seen before
September 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Harvested my first roadkill! There's honestly maybe 15# of meat bc it's a fawn but it's meat that won't go to waste
August 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Got a fancy new tool for note taking and studying, I'm so pleased VR&E was able to get this for me
August 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is the second time in 2 days that a cat (different cats!) has claws the toes on this foot open.

I hurt and I'm unhappy
August 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I rode up on the box of an authentic (HANDMADE!!) reproduction stagecoach today! I showed up to visit a friend and the crew roped me in to helping out since they were shorthanded. This is a 4 in hand team of mules
August 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
There's a brewing store in Eugene and I have to be in Lebanon tomorrow so I'll make a side trip and get the right sized bung. In the meantime, paper towels and ponytail holders are doing the trick
August 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I genuinely don't know if it's supposed to be pushing the bubbles into the air lock BUT it does mean the yeast is yeasting! 1 gallon wild plum juice, 1 cup sugar because I'm winging this, D47 wine yeast, and an airlock that doesn't fit so it's taped.
August 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I had so much fun, I'm so glad I took the time to do this. I even managed the 700' elevation climb over 1.1 mile trail in about 20 minutes!
August 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The boat tours on Crater Lake close after this summer, reopening in 2029. Despite growing up 70 miles from Crater, I've never done the boat tour.

Tomorrow for my 32nd birthday I'm taking myself on a boat tour.

This isn't photoshopped. Crater is literally that shade of blue.
August 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
No pictures bc the bossman is very private but I spent 10 solid hours putting eye patches on cows today to treat a pink eye outbreak in the herd.

Bossman's wife cut up his old pants and sewed them into patches. We've a herd of pirates now.

Example:
August 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My friend was so disappointed nobody but her caught fish - we were in a spot that usually hits bag limits. I caught one crawdad by accident and the rest on purpose and I'm taking them to a friend to cook for lunch.
August 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Reddit decided my blood pressure needs to rise so it's been suggesting vegan subs.

I butcher meat as a side gig.

These people are so unhinged
August 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Went to Sea Lion Cave in Florence OR yesterday! Paid $18 to smell sea lion poop. 10/10 would do again
July 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My garden is doing beautiful things. My plum tree is ripening, my zucchini are growing in, my strawberries aren't doing much worthwhile this year but next year will be great!

I accidentally murdered all of the carrots.
July 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
These flats were $5/each.

I had to stop myself from buying more.

I don't know how much strawberry jam they'll make but I did also find a canning recipe for whole strawberries, that could be tasty!
July 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I do wonder if these two things are connected
July 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM