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KickassBrie
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real life cow person
I am absolutely gobsmacked by how heavily the fog settles over Lebanon OR. I get maybe 40' of visibility with my headlights.

The sheep in the fields are dark like headstones and I love a good horror experience
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This seems far too good to be true, and it isn't clear if the batteries come with it or not. Why would it regularly be over $600?
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The sweet, kind, lone young men in my chem group admitted he'd drunkenly let a young lady write "vulgar" things in places on him with mascara. It would not come off with water despite scrubbing. He needed help.

Our group gigglefit was so bad the TA came over to investigate
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I just called the store and it's $68 so I'm going back to buy it.
Is this too much for a Marine ball?
October 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Is this too much for a Marine ball?
October 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Do thunder shirts on dogs work when the noise is gunshots? Got a shooty neighbor and the dog isn't happy
October 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Pacific power double charged me and I'm overdrafted which is annoying. Got two school refund checks somewhere in the mail but that doesn't help me at present.

Ugh.
October 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Got a duck in the smoker, I'll turn that into soup later tonight. I'm also going to smoke a butternut squash and turn that into ravioli as soon as I find rubber bands to roll out my pasta to the right thickness with
October 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Does anybody in Corvallis want to attend a Marine Corps Ball???
October 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A 23 year old seriously tried to convince me today that she's basically a millennial because she remembers old computers (??) and a time before everybody had smart phones?
October 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
What on earth does a woman have to do to find a country boy who didn't vote for the Cheeto?
October 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Someone gave me a Le Creuset Dutch oven today. Needs some love but I'm going to use the ever loving crap out of this once it's repaired
October 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm attending a Marine Corps Birthday Ball! I don't have a dress, shoes, or jewelry yet. I'm waiting for BAH to hit for November to go shopping to hopefully find something off the rack that works. Trying to find some stirling silver earrings to go with my white gold necklace
October 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reposted by KickassBrie
Somebody in one of my groups in class openly announced she's going to cheat on our entire quarter long project.

She said it loud enough other people could have possibly heard.

Do I have an obligation to inform the professors? Her work does not impact mine.

Additionally I find her annoying
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We're preg checking the cows in early November and I need a new treat to make and take in. I've done brownies, cupcakes, cheesecake, and cookies. I need something fancy
October 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Somebody in one of my groups in class openly announced she's going to cheat on our entire quarter long project.

She said it loud enough other people could have possibly heard.

Do I have an obligation to inform the professors? Her work does not impact mine.

Additionally I find her annoying
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The veteran center at OSU is amazing and my favorite part is that if you announce you need to go to any random place to accomplish a task and ask if anybody wants to go on a walk, you'll end up with a herd of veterans wandering across campus and piling into an office just bc they're following you
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
@tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social I need your professional advice? I've got this pair of Ariat boots. They're red and I'm scared of ruining them but I need a cleaner and leather conditioner. I know I can get red conditioner but, again, scared of ruining them.
October 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I've not been able to make it past a first date in a year and I'm starting to really want to give up and just plan to do sperm donation in a few years. I'm feeling pretty down about it all
October 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I've been watching a lot of Girl with the Dogs videos and she does the same thing over and over (which is great!)

The only thing I do over and over is butcher. I wonder if I could video that and monetize it without getting in trouble by Instagram
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Please speculate with me how on earth a grown man loses all of his clothing driving through a fence??
September 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I found mystery stock in my freezer and had to confer with several different people to figure out what it is and who gave it to me.

Turns out it's mushroom stock and it is delicious. Got 11 pints in the pressure canner and I'll use it to make rice and as a soup base.
September 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Bought a new tool for my butchering kit!
September 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Anyway I'm making stock from 3 free roosters a lady gave me. I butchered and roasted them and now they're simmering overnight for me to pressure can in the morning. I also have 4 gallons of apples to can into apple butter.
September 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Reposted by KickassBrie
He was a podcaster he wasn’t fucking Audie Murphy.

I’m losing my mind abt this
September 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM