KGB Report
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Observations by and for the vaguely disenchanted, by Kevin G. Barkes
KGB Report for December 17, 2025
Chief of staff's wild revelations; GOP's ACA debacle; massive VA cuts; ballroom blitz; AI dystopia deepens; PornHub data leak
It's National Maple Syrup Day!
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December 17, 2025 at 7:23 AM
KGB Report for December 17, 2025
KGB Report for December 16, 2025
Mr. Warmth and his compassionate administration; Pulitzer Board hits Trump with broad discovery; Ford kills electric F-150.
It's National Chocolate Covered Anything Day!
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December 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
KGB Report for December 16, 2025
KGB Report for December 15, 2025
Rob Reiner, wife murdered; AI "adult mode" chat is near, as well as impending doom; nasty norovirus spreading; cockroach spies; What Fourth Amendment?; meat-eating 'death-ball' sponges.
It's National Cupcake Day!
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December 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
KGB Report for December 15, 2025
Things were unhinged in the 60s and 70s as well, but we had the advantage of an existence based more or less on shared reality. I really didn't think I'd be spending my golden years living in a Philip K. Dick novel.
December 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Things were unhinged in the 60s and 70s as well, but we had the advantage of an existence based more or less on shared reality. I really didn't think I'd be spending my golden years living in a Philip K. Dick novel.
Hanukkah in Santa Monica (Tom Lehrer)
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December 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
KGB Report for December 11, 2025
Tanker seized; Trump fading; Congressional pressure; $1 million doorstop; AI-enhanced "super-humans"; Trump's unhinged speech
It's National Have a Bagel Day!
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December 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
KGB Report for December 11, 2025
KGB Report for December 10, 2025
Boat bombing turmoil; Trump "enfeebled"; measles outbreak rages; Australia's 'first domino'; 2,397 golden retrievers
It's National Lager Day!
open.substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
KGB Report for December 10, 2025
KGB Report for December 9, 2025
How Trump could steal midterms; A.I. destroying higher ed; America right now: "absurdity, cruelty and violence."
It's National Pastry Day!
open.substack.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
KGB Report for December 9, 2025
KGB Report for December 8, 2025
ICE Nativity; tricking AI with poetry; Roundup and Chobani yogurt targeted; laughing gas relieves depression; Kim Kardashian has holes in her brain.
It's National Lard Day!
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December 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM
KGB Report for December 8, 2025
KGB Report for December 4, 2025.
"A sickening moral slum of an administration"; Arctic blast; GOP says cars are too safe; A.I. safety issues; Ritz crackers and Gmail warning
It's National Cookie Day!
open.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
KGB Report for December 4, 2025.
KGB Report for December 3, 2025.
Trump dozes, Sabrina and Franklin object, recalling Pete's brags, MechaHitler returns.
It's National Green Bean Casserole Day!
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December 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM
KGB Report for December 3, 2025.
KGB Report for December 2, 2025
Hegseth passes buck; Trump image collapsing; give thanks for incompetence; worries over China's robot army; the power of peanuts
It's National Fritters Day!
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 AM
KGB Report for December 2, 2025
KGB Report for December 1, 2025
Hegseth's war crimes; Trump tanking; "rage bait" word of the year; A.I.: lying, committing crimes, causing total breakdown of society
It's National Pie Day!
open.substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
KGB Report for December 1, 2025
KGB Report for November 26, 2025
Trump getting tuckered; Elon abandons his DOGE kids; EPA now ok with fine-particle pollution; Campbell's 3-D printed chicken soup
It's National Cake Day!
open.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
KGB Report for November 26, 2025
KGB Report for November 25, 2025
Comey, James cases tossed; skull-fracturing robots; mind-reading AI; cremation close call; Trump pushing Obamacare subsidies?
It's National Parfait Day!
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November 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
KGB Report for November 25, 2025
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Let’s check in on the MAGA ‘patriots’ from Russia, Nigeria, India, Pakistan, Malaysia, Thailand, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Kenya, Turkey, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, the Philippines, and Iran - spreading their ‘patriotism’ worldwide.
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Let’s check in on the MAGA ‘patriots’ from Russia, Nigeria, India, Pakistan, Malaysia, Thailand, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Kenya, Turkey, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, the Philippines, and Iran - spreading their ‘patriotism’ worldwide.
Maybe if we are actually in an advanced extraterrestrial culture's computer simulation, it would help if they turned it off and on again.
That usually works.
That usually works.
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Maybe if we are actually in an advanced extraterrestrial culture's computer simulation, it would help if they turned it off and on again.
That usually works.
That usually works.
KGB Report for November 24, 2025
DOGE gets axed; Trump losing self-control, in "gross decline"; MAGA crowd on X from outside U.S.; GOP still stymied by health care; defeating A.I. with poetry.
It's National Sardines Day!
open.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
KGB Report for November 24, 2025