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Keysz
@keyszzz.bsky.social
cat mom.
serial pessimist.
cheddar is the superior cheese.
4:44
May 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
2:22
May 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Something about people tryna make plans with me gives me anxiety
April 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I need to get back to pissing ppl off.
March 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I wonder if my cat recognizes himself when he looks my Lock Screen
February 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Attack on Titan has me in a chokehold right now
January 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
When people keep posting about buying TikTok & it’s literally not for sale … that let’s me know folk in this country ain’t too bright

Americans can’t fathom when capitalism isn’t the main focus
January 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Like… that burning feeling you get in your chest when you take a gulp of hot tea really does something to me
January 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Me and tea go together real bad
January 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Me and tea go together real bad
January 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sometimes I see messages and purposely ignore them because I don’t want anyone thinking they can get an immediate response
December 31, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Folk expecting payment for a performance nobody asked for is truly diabolical
December 30, 2024 at 11:47 PM
My girl cat pooped In the litter box and didn’t cover it… I immediately went and told on her to my boy cat cuz he’s in charge
December 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
My colleagues are talking about grinders and it took my way too long to realize the topic was coffee
December 5, 2024 at 5:34 PM
My cats woke me up so early and it threw my whole morning off

I walked out the door an hour earlier than necessary and only realized something was off because the streets were empty
December 5, 2024 at 12:07 PM
The fact that you can just bypass your PIN number when you buy stuff doesn’t sit right with me … but ima still do it every time
December 5, 2024 at 2:07 AM
He’s so perfect
December 4, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Today I learned enshittification is a word
December 4, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Fashion Nova needs to leave me alone. I’m determined to not let capitalism win
December 3, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Money and a vacation
What do you need rn to feel complete ?
December 2, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Most things people find funny, aren’t and do not need to be shared

Send some tips/tricks or random facts
December 2, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Something about a person sending me memes every day irks my nerves
December 2, 2024 at 3:00 PM
I know PetSmart hate to see me coming
November 28, 2024 at 1:01 AM
My big boy Snooks 💗
November 23, 2024 at 7:29 PM