Keyboard Hulk
@keyboardhulk.bsky.social
World’s loudest typist. Likes a kitchen full of fresh ingredients and singing where absolutely no one can hear him. Balances bacon with gym and hope.
It’s been known to happen 😉
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It’s been known to happen 😉
And I’m on top. Get in line 😜
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
And I’m on top. Get in line 😜
What an esteemed list to be on! 😉
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
What an esteemed list to be on! 😉
I’m not getting banned from the gym for your entertainment 😂 well, probably not.
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I’m not getting banned from the gym for your entertainment 😂 well, probably not.
Meanwhile, we just lay on the beanbags and watched them sing about half the album 😂
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Meanwhile, we just lay on the beanbags and watched them sing about half the album 😂
Hope you stay awake through it all. And get a good night’s sleep tonight
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Hope you stay awake through it all. And get a good night’s sleep tonight
I assume you’re deadlifting seductively in front of him as we speak?
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I assume you’re deadlifting seductively in front of him as we speak?
Urgh, hope so too. Rest up.
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Urgh, hope so too. Rest up.
Oh ouch! Sorry to hear that, mate. Hope you’re hunch-free in no time!
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Oh ouch! Sorry to hear that, mate. Hope you’re hunch-free in no time!
Sleep tight when you get there 😉
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Sleep tight when you get there 😉
That’s some magnificent scowling at your boy-free sunset!
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 AM
That’s some magnificent scowling at your boy-free sunset!
Used to be over my ears. Now I have Dave to snuggle up to, it’s under my shoulders.
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Used to be over my ears. Now I have Dave to snuggle up to, it’s under my shoulders.
Good evening from my part of the world 😉
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Good evening from my part of the world 😉
Except we’d like it to survive a while longer 🤭
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Except we’d like it to survive a while longer 🤭
Dave named them all. The other one is Hennifer Coolidge 😂
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Dave named them all. The other one is Hennifer Coolidge 😂
Argh, I hate when delicious things are deadly!
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Argh, I hate when delicious things are deadly!
I’m in. I’ve got salty meat a-plenty 😂
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’m in. I’ve got salty meat a-plenty 😂
Well, of course! I was merely offering to slide some salty meat into buns for you…
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Well, of course! I was merely offering to slide some salty meat into buns for you…
These are god-tier hangover cures. Were I in the area, you’d be baconned already.
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
These are god-tier hangover cures. Were I in the area, you’d be baconned already.
Well keep you posted 😉
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Well keep you posted 😉