Keyboard Hulk
@keyboardhulk.bsky.social
World’s loudest typist. Likes a kitchen full of fresh ingredients and singing where absolutely no one can hear him. Balances bacon with gym and hope.
Why is Melbourne Airport carpark such a hideous torture maze of despair??
January 14, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Why is Melbourne Airport carpark such a hideous torture maze of despair??
I am not ready to morning yet, and even less ready to undertake a ‘morning flexibility routine for men over 40’. Hmph.
January 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I am not ready to morning yet, and even less ready to undertake a ‘morning flexibility routine for men over 40’. Hmph.
We used our meat grinder to make steak tartare. How is raw cow this delightful??
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 AM
We used our meat grinder to make steak tartare. How is raw cow this delightful??
2016/2026
Where’d my youthful innocence go? (Oh wait. Maybe that was vague confusion rather than innocence. I still have that 😂).
Where’d my youthful innocence go? (Oh wait. Maybe that was vague confusion rather than innocence. I still have that 😂).
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 AM
2016/2026
Where’d my youthful innocence go? (Oh wait. Maybe that was vague confusion rather than innocence. I still have that 😂).
Where’d my youthful innocence go? (Oh wait. Maybe that was vague confusion rather than innocence. I still have that 😂).
We should be out in the glorious sunshine… but we’re full of curry and on the couch 🤷🏽♂️
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 AM
We should be out in the glorious sunshine… but we’re full of curry and on the couch 🤷🏽♂️
We invited @jbau.bsky.social over to cook burgers and he captured my very essence in this photo.
December 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
We invited @jbau.bsky.social over to cook burgers and he captured my very essence in this photo.
Late but very fun Friendsmas collage, photos courtesy of the awesome @jbau.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Late but very fun Friendsmas collage, photos courtesy of the awesome @jbau.bsky.social
“Fists with your toes.”
And the Christmas Eve tradition of Domino’s and Die Hard continues.
And the Christmas Eve tradition of Domino’s and Die Hard continues.
December 24, 2025 at 9:16 AM
“Fists with your toes.”
And the Christmas Eve tradition of Domino’s and Die Hard continues.
And the Christmas Eve tradition of Domino’s and Die Hard continues.
Early country Christmas is done and we’re headed home to see my family.
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Early country Christmas is done and we’re headed home to see my family.
And the country New South Wales
Christmas begins…
Christmas begins…
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
And the country New South Wales
Christmas begins…
Christmas begins…
Shush, please. Santa’s having one of his headaches.
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Shush, please. Santa’s having one of his headaches.
Friendsmas has ended perfectly 😍
December 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Friendsmas has ended perfectly 😍
A good piece of meat deserves to be glazed with something sweet and spicy, don’t you think?
December 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
A good piece of meat deserves to be glazed with something sweet and spicy, don’t you think?
Two plumptious turkey breasts are about to soak in their lemon-and-chilli-spiked brine. Friendsmas prep is officially underway! 🎄
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Two plumptious turkey breasts are about to soak in their lemon-and-chilli-spiked brine. Friendsmas prep is officially underway! 🎄
While all the other Melbourne gays are at Gaga, we’re practising Christmas recipes, watching Bake-Off and making filthy baking-themed double-entendres: “I’d fill your Swiss roll with creamy custard.”
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
While all the other Melbourne gays are at Gaga, we’re practising Christmas recipes, watching Bake-Off and making filthy baking-themed double-entendres: “I’d fill your Swiss roll with creamy custard.”
Doing a spot of work on a Saturday morning? Not like me at all. Time for a bacon break!
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Doing a spot of work on a Saturday morning? Not like me at all. Time for a bacon break!
Look, I know I have talents. It’s just that wrapping Christmas presents will never be one of them.
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Look, I know I have talents. It’s just that wrapping Christmas presents will never be one of them.
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread
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November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread
4️⃣6️⃣
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I’m devastated to report that blood orange season is over. But on the plus side, it’s mango time!!! Get in me, you sweet juicy wonder.
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I’m devastated to report that blood orange season is over. But on the plus side, it’s mango time!!! Get in me, you sweet juicy wonder.
Sunday night is for Ugg boots and man and puppy cuddles.
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Sunday night is for Ugg boots and man and puppy cuddles.
Really hoping this coffee fixes this hangover. I got things to do!
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Really hoping this coffee fixes this hangover. I got things to do!
Listening to this at the gym and honestly fighting the urge to break into a stripper dance right here on the weight bench.
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Listening to this at the gym and honestly fighting the urge to break into a stripper dance right here on the weight bench.
G’night from two sleepy boys.
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
G’night from two sleepy boys.
Fresh eggs, courtesy of my parents’ chickens, Gwyneth Poultry and Yolko Ono.
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Fresh eggs, courtesy of my parents’ chickens, Gwyneth Poultry and Yolko Ono.
Wine. Couch. Simpsons. This is EXACTLY what we want from Saturday night.
Also: Maybe you ALL are homosexuals!!
Also: Maybe you ALL are homosexuals!!
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Wine. Couch. Simpsons. This is EXACTLY what we want from Saturday night.
Also: Maybe you ALL are homosexuals!!
Also: Maybe you ALL are homosexuals!!