KM
@keyboard-monkey.bsky.social
Fleeing here from the terrible Elon app. DMs are ignored in the order they are received.
This is a real president right here.
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This is a real president right here.
Lordy, I hope there are tapes.
September 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Lordy, I hope there are tapes.
Every day is a struggle not to say the quiet part out loud.
September 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Every day is a struggle not to say the quiet part out loud.
He is the master of saying the quiet part out loud.
September 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
He is the master of saying the quiet part out loud.
I like this better than the Super Bowl version.
July 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I like this better than the Super Bowl version.
I'll never forget when that clown blocked me for calling him "Dan Bunghole"
July 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'll never forget when that clown blocked me for calling him "Dan Bunghole"
And the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you've ever seen. 🙄
June 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
And the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you've ever seen. 🙄
"You know what we say every time something strange happens, it's good that Bart did that, it's very good!"
May 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"You know what we say every time something strange happens, it's good that Bart did that, it's very good!"
This is me whenever I see a Tesla:
it looks like a pixel art character with a green screen in the background .
ALT: it looks like a pixel art character with a green screen in the background .
media.tenor.com
March 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This is me whenever I see a Tesla:
As the father of a HS player, thank you for coaching and I'm sorry your school's administrators are idiots.
February 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
As the father of a HS player, thank you for coaching and I'm sorry your school's administrators are idiots.
Sigh...Idiocracy is a documentary.
February 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Sigh...Idiocracy is a documentary.