KM
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Fleeing here from the terrible Elon app. DMs are ignored in the order they are received.
Just a few minutes after saying he's going to change the Department of Defense to the Department of War, Trump criticizes John Bolton for being pro-war. Make it make sense.
August 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Just a few minutes after saying he's going to change the Department of Defense to the Department of War, Trump criticizes John Bolton for being pro-war. Make it make sense.
"Sir, we'll charge you no tariffs." Lol.
July 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"Sir, we'll charge you no tariffs." Lol.
"The Supreme Court has stopped the presidency itself." Huh?
June 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"The Supreme Court has stopped the presidency itself." Huh?
Pulling out of Afghanistan is the most embarrassing thing in the history off our country?!? What is he smoking?
May 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Pulling out of Afghanistan is the most embarrassing thing in the history off our country?!? What is he smoking?
Trump says Mike Johnson is a religious man...then hastily adds that he is too.
May 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Trump says Mike Johnson is a religious man...then hastily adds that he is too.
Oh good, another opportunity to listen to John "nails on a chalkboard" Sauer.
May 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Oh good, another opportunity to listen to John "nails on a chalkboard" Sauer.
JD Vance just broke the trophy?!?
April 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
JD Vance just broke the trophy?!?
Lack of sobriety. Lol.
March 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Lack of sobriety. Lol.
Why yes, he is president. And what's more, you know why all those people couldn't be in a room together on March 15? Because some were in Washington, while some were accompanying him to Mar-a-Lago so he could squeeze as many taxpayer dollars into his own pocket as possible.
TRUMP: If it were up to me, everybody would be sitting in a room together. The room would have solid lead walls, a lead ceiling, and a lead floor.
Wait, isn't he president?
Wait, isn't he president?
March 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Why yes, he is president. And what's more, you know why all those people couldn't be in a room together on March 15? Because some were in Washington, while some were accompanying him to Mar-a-Lago so he could squeeze as many taxpayer dollars into his own pocket as possible.
"I don't mean a ruler like a king...I mean a ruler like a ruler." Wow. Just wow. This is right up there "one of the wettest, from a standpoint of water."
March 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"I don't mean a ruler like a king...I mean a ruler like a ruler." Wow. Just wow. This is right up there "one of the wettest, from a standpoint of water."
How do illegal border crossings go down by more than 100 percent? I'm not a math major or anything...oh wait, I am a math major! Can anybody answer this?
February 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
How do illegal border crossings go down by more than 100 percent? I'm not a math major or anything...oh wait, I am a math major! Can anybody answer this?
"Thanks for being us with here, Chris." Sigh.
February 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"Thanks for being us with here, Chris." Sigh.
Uh...the number of illegal border crossings has gone down by more than 100 percent?!?
January 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Uh...the number of illegal border crossings has gone down by more than 100 percent?!?
Hegseth intentionally mentioning the former Confederate names of our bases. Klassy.
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hegseth intentionally mentioning the former Confederate names of our bases. Klassy.
"You can't have a security detail for life because you worked for the government" says the guy who will have a security detail for life because he's worked for the government.
January 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"You can't have a security detail for life because you worked for the government" says the guy who will have a security detail for life because he's worked for the government.
If you have zero posts, please don't bother following me.
January 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If you have zero posts, please don't bother following me.
Kristi Noem...yea or nay? I don't really have a dog in this fight.
January 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Kristi Noem...yea or nay? I don't really have a dog in this fight.
Lindsey Graham just talked about how when you lose an election, you dust yourself off and get ready for the next one. Is that what January 6 was - Trump dusting himself off?
January 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Lindsey Graham just talked about how when you lose an election, you dust yourself off and get ready for the next one. Is that what January 6 was - Trump dusting himself off?
Trump says 625 million acres is "like the whole ocean." The area of the Pacific is over 40 billion acres.
bart simpson is looking at a cake that says at least you tried
ALT: bart simpson is looking at a cake that says at least you tried
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January 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Trump says 625 million acres is "like the whole ocean." The area of the Pacific is over 40 billion acres.
How am I doing so far?
My prediction on Matt Gaetz...a 🧵
November 21, 2024 at 8:47 PM
How am I doing so far?
Are we done with the crazy nominations now? Asking for a friend.
November 15, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Are we done with the crazy nominations now? Asking for a friend.
Kyrie Irving helped win a championship in 2016 with his invalid handle.
November 14, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Kyrie Irving helped win a championship in 2016 with his invalid handle.
My prediction on Matt Gaetz...a 🧵
November 14, 2024 at 1:53 PM
My prediction on Matt Gaetz...a 🧵
Matt Gaetz? What, was Rudy unavailable?
November 13, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Matt Gaetz? What, was Rudy unavailable?
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November 12, 2024 at 9:13 PM
We're going to take over this place the same way we took over threads: by building up all of you
First, hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1k, and most importantly, hit the REPOST button.
Then follow each other back. The easiest way to do so is to follow everyone who reposts.
Here's how:
First, hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1k, and most importantly, hit the REPOST button.
Then follow each other back. The easiest way to do so is to follow everyone who reposts.
Here's how: