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ArmadilloThumb
@kewibr.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, Dog Dad, Engineer, Hockey Coach, Jack of All Trades
In case you wanted to make your kids cringe, Machoke is Pokemon 67...
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Not every day that you can say you met an @orioles.com legend. Eddie Forever!
September 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I bought an item from a US company. I received an email indicating that the package was now coming from their EU Warehouse. When the package arrived at my house it came with a $475 tariff on a $250 product. I declined delivery. Then I got an invoice for the full tariff. This obviously sucks.
May 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I've been a hockey coach in the DC area for 30 years. I was coaching during the Jagr boost on youth hockey participation. The Ovechkin Effect on hockey here is that much more incredible. Youth hockey is huge here because of the excitement Alex Ovechkin has brought to our region. Congrats Ovi! ❤️🏒🐐
April 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"Yeet" has now been replaced with "Entered the Transfer Portal".
March 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The cost of outfitting an American NHL team with mostly Canadian-made gear just went way up.
February 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Have you ever seen someone fixing a pair of hockey skates?

It's riveting.
January 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Reposted by ArmadilloThumb
We tried to warn. And yet the press “fact checked” anyone who dared to say Trump was going to implement Project 2025—because he said he wouldn’t.

Insane.
November 21, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Celery might be the most underappreciated vegetable.
November 16, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by ArmadilloThumb
This is the last time any of us will be happy so I’m going to wallow in it.
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 4:29 PM