Was at the dentist this morning.

Dentist: How's it going?
Me: Eh, haven't been added to any confidential Signal chats!
Dentist: ...what?

Neither dentist nor her assistants had any idea about the top headline on every single news site yesterday.

Talk about it. GET PEOPLE to follow the news.

GOD: time to decide which things should cause allergies

CHUBBY QUIET ANGEL: well I was thinking people should be allergic to bad things like unkindness and lying and fluorescent lighting and…

GOD: flowers and kitty cats and peanut butter

ANGEL: oh okay