If there’s two things you can count on, it’s Trump squandering hundreds of millions of dollars on tacky bullshit that nobody asked for, and touching things without permission.

Jim Carrey received $7 million for Debi and Loide, while Jeff Daniels only received $50,000.

It’s his party and you’ll die if he wants to.

Friendly PSA for teachers: You don’t have to send EVERY SINGLE arts and crafts project home with the kids.

He’s just mad because some brown guy flipped over his table.

Can one of you crypto bros explain what ANY of this means? #hawktuahfinancialadviceneededASAP

I ROLLED THREE YAHTZEES IN ONE GAME YOU MARKS!!! #Thanksgiving

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I TOLD YOU MY PAROLE OFFICER SAID ATTENDING HIGH SCHOOL VOLLEYBALL GAMES IS PERFECTLY LEGAL!!!

This ad is specifically targeted at that guy you knew in high school who got caught smoking weed out of an apple in gym class.