Honestly probably for the same reason we allow corporations to goad us into saying "unalive" instead of "suicide". 🤦

We should've just stuck with bears with cassette tapes in them.

Which is to say, I know those people exist. I just can’t relate at all to how their brain works.

Like a steam deck but all screen and no controller?

And then it will only print maybe 3-4 pages before pausing to receive more data. So I don't know where the bottleneck is but it's definitely been my experience that printers have gotten slower over the years. At least the ones I've owned have.