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Quephan with a K
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Books, bicycles, beer (the occasional tiki drink), good food, good music... that just about covers it.
Right there with you!
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
We need the 3 points to stop this slide.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I named my fists Rosencrantz & Guildenstern because they're about to Stoppard you dead.
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
True, true... but where do you live that has such a selection of cycling gear in-store??
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
He's over my shoulder threatening neighbor kids right now.
September 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Except for its mounting post, the Hamburglar swing set item looks like a creepy coffin lid lying down.
September 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Loved that one!
September 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Kind of hurts.
September 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm a southern Gen Xer. The hip punks, goths, and alternatives with the liberal (or at least nihilistic, non-political yet accepting views) were the "weird" minority. The Steff McKee's, and their poorer brethren, were much more prevalent and dismissive, if not violent, to the Duckie Dales.
August 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Was about to say the same thing. Crikey, it's shameful.
August 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
While not a librarian, I do work for the library. My office was overflowing with pop-culture ephemera - figures, posters, books, toys, framed albums, etc. Coworkers stopped by to gawk and play. But I now work from home. A few tchotchkes on the shelf behind me during a zoom is not quite the same.
August 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
And many years ago I bought it for my kids and they enjoyed it! Great story, great art!
August 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
No, dammit! Sorry, I really enjoyed the series. Great books, thank you for them.
August 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Well, you got SC wrong. It's should be the cockroach and kudzu.
July 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A David Hockney basket.
July 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Happening here as well. My dog is looking at me with a tilted head like he expects me to contact the manager to quiet this nonsense post haste.
July 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Honor the man. Crush the can.
July 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It took a while for the mineral water to get to South Carolina (maybe 2021?) but my wife loved it and then... boom... there was the alcoholic seltzer and we knew it was the end. Haven't bought it since. This is a whole different level of brand abuse.
June 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
A master class in how to take a beloved brand (of mineral water, no less) and run it into the ground.
June 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Back yard is nearly full of native plants and flowers for bees & insects. We can't plant in the side yard (we're on a corner) because of all the buried lines (phone, cable, etc). Nor in the front yard beyond what was planted by the builders 18 years ago. We're required to maintain a lawn by the HOA.
June 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Not sure it's the worst but has to be the only one that uses the phrase "inclement weather."

"The willow turns his back on inclement weather
And if he can do it, we can do it, just me and you"

Wings (Paul McCartney), With a Little Luck
June 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I had another sport celebrity run-in working at a golf course in Northern Virginia in the 80s. I stopped to let golfers go by and it was Joe Jacoby and Russ Grimm. The hole was very hilly and their golf cart couldn't get them both up the hill. So Grimm got out, shrugged at me, and walked it.
June 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
He later rode back by and told me he was quitting for the day. He'd birdied the next two holes and said it would only go downhill from there.
June 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was working on a golf course in upstate South Carolina when Hall of Famer Jim Rice stopped me on my tractor so I could witness him pulling the ball out of the hole after he sunk it on his second shot on a par 5 (an albatross).
June 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Connells!
June 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM