I blame my dad humor on literally having children, though it’s probably an entirely unrelated problem

As anecdotal support, I’ve been hit twice in the last two months and that was during mornings

It’s been a combo of “stuff I already did all coming out in close proximity,” plus “content that’s actually okay to post about and suggest,” which I am intentionally making sound more sketchy than necessary

"FUCK OFF"

I’m staring at you in a way that it’s hard to tell if I’m furious or not, but then you hear the beeping of a giant dump truck full of money pulling up

Hahah I never would do that either, but having the discipline to shelve the game for that long to do it honorably would be quite the feat

Haha just to check, since nuance is hard to read online, I meant the bizarre time-based way to kill him without fighting, where you wait long enough IRL and he dies of old age. Apologies if you got that and just answered me straight anyways 😂 Have fun!

are you just gonna wait a week, or

Somehow, original taste returned

That’s precisely what I used it for recently myself! 🫠 It was thankfully pretty effective

It’s very much a “1+1=2” experience, so I do not think you need to try it 😂

Espresso and sparkling water is a thing at some “fancier” coffee shops here - and honestly it’s fine - but I probably would not back it up in a street fight 😂

WHY IS IT IN MONO