How much did they each get paid for that?!? Whatever it was, they should donate it to the undercards. Or to the improvement of the Netflix infrastructure.

This is the worst ad for erectile dysfunction medication I've ever seen. Starts with his bare ass. Now the middle act of kinda doing active things slowly. Ends in an ice bath.

Tyson is clearly banking on landing a single big punch. Maybe if Jake Paul is undisciplined enough to start show-boating he'll get the chance.

Kids, this is what broadcast tv with rabbit-ears antenna looked like. Retro boxer. Retro resolution.

Ring Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, it is about that time…"

Netflix, drunkenly: "No, I need go sleep. I walk home. Box later."

"Cobra Kai" didn't pick the best day to drop new episodes on Netflix. That said, I'm going to pretend Jake Paul and Mike Tyson are guest stars who start shenanigans at LaRusso's car dealership after a promotional dunk tank stirs up an old feud.

Buffering issues, repeated frozen picture, and periods that look like an old VHS recording all before the main fight has even started. Not a good performance by Netflix with a live event. They have aspirations of getting Super Bowl rights? Not based on this.

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Tempted to just start at my first tweet and transcribe my entire account here, one tweet at a time, like when an '80s band tours and only plays the old stuff.

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

Nothing but blue skies over southeastern Massachusetts today so I thought it was a sign.